There once was a Skellyman who was able to bone dracula. He was also from Castlevania which is the best game and is toottally better tan Metriod. This Skelerton was friend with Gemini. Gemini was a Sandbag with headphones. The skeleton and Gemini_xer0 decided to go out on the town. The town was sparkly and Gemini and the Skelllllton's eyes widen to view the beutiful town. The town was call Shit hole aka New Jersey. The skelton looked at Gemini when his eye's widen to see Gemini and how beautiful his headphones where. Th3y where so circular and beautiful his eyes,which was very wide, where also circular so the skell and Gh0stXer0's connection where very good. They wouldn't be on the town if they weren't good friends. They then when't back to the hotel that they had. This hotel was beautiful as their eyes widened to look at it all. With the beautiful crystal shit thing hanging from the wall. But they couldn't enjoy the sex night at the hotel because it turns out Dracula was there (he is a vampire king so he can do these things). "Dracul here" the Skeleton said. "I came here 2 roin ur knight" said Draqula. "Save men" said Gemini after Dracula stole him with his beautiful headphones. Skelton's eyes widen when he sees this shameful display. So skelton arrived at Dracs castle to steal back his love, Gh0imi. The Skeleton then boned dracula as the Skeltn's bone splurged all over draculas face. Then the skeeeelton and Gemini had hot steamy sandbag on skeleton sex because the skeleton was the bottom bitch the whole time.