Author's Note: This is just a ramble for my own entertainment really of 14 year old, Nymphadora Tonks' not-so-secret diary. Mostly just funny episodes of her school year.

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October 5th 1987

Oh god how embarrassing. I was walking into the great hall when I tripped and fell. ON NOTHING. I went flying over my own feet and landed on the hard floor. Everyone was watching and laughing. I was so embarrassed, I pretended I had really sprained my ankle-I was acting like I was in pain and everything. Everyone was really concerned and now I'm in the hospital wing-Kit Wenlock, my best friend brought me my diary.

Shit-Madam Pomfery is coming.

October 18th

Ate too many chocolate frogs-transfiguration test tomorrow. Now I have a stomachache. I ate them to cure the dreaded cramps and now I'm cramping worse than I was before, but its from the chocolate this time. I haven't really studied either. I should have but when I was in class me and Kit were reading Witch Weekly and were trying to-

OMG! Horatio Starkey just walked by! AHHHHH! HE IS SO HOTT! He has light brown hair and bright blue eyes and his smile is so amazingly breathtaking. I wish he noticed me more often. He's in Ravenclaw and I'm only in one or two classes with him. The only time I can get away with staring at him is at Quidditch. He's a chaser and so therefore its not that suspicious if I'm caught staring at him through my binoculars. The drool is kindof obvious though…I'll have to work on that next time.

October 31st HALLOWEEN!

I painted my face orange and black today to get in the holiday spirit and got a detention from Professor McGonagall for dressing against school regulations. Stupid cow. I'd love to see her get spirited for something that for once was outside of school code.

I tried smashing pumpkins outside her office, but she came up behind me and so now I have double detention to serve.

Novermber 3rd

I hate this class

What else is new?

Hogsmeade weekend! I need to visit Zonko's

Don't you have enough dungbombs

Kit-one can never have enough dungbombs! DUNGBOMBS RULE!

I suppose…

Let's play tic-tac toe again!

No, I'm going to take notes…

If you do I'll never speak to you again.

Kit?

KIT,COME'ON!

Fine. Be that way. I'm not speaking to you….

I love Horatio Starkey…I love Horatio Starkey…HORATIO STARKEY AND NYMPHADORA TONKS 4 EVER!

Mrs. Horatio Starkey…

Mr. and Mrs. Starkey…

Mrs. Nymphadora Starkey… (why does Nymphadora always sound bad with any last name!)

Mrs. Starkey…

Tonks-every girl in this school loves Horatio Starkey- this is not original.

Shut up and leave me to my day dreaming in peace.

I'm just saying…

Shut up.