BTW this is not my story. This is the work of one of my friends that does not have access to fan fiction but I am his beta
(Slaneesh) ...GOD DAMNIT NURGLE CAN YOU EVEN GET YOUR HAND SECRET FOR MORE THEN FIVE SECONDS.
(NURGLE)(Stammering) sorry... I... I... just couldn't control myself I had 2 aces...
(Slaneesh)...THERE YOU GO AGAIN TELLING EVERYONE YOU'RE HAND... (Sighs) can't you at least try and make this a challenge
(Emperor) I don't see why you're getting sooooooooo worked up about this Slaneesh all he was...
(Slaneesh) shut up big E just because you're the star child doesn't mean you know everything...
KHORNE DEMANDS KITTY...
(Tizneech)Really? Right now. Can't you wait...
NO...
(Tizneech) all right fine if it will keep you quiet (Tizneech snaps his fingers and a ginger and black kitten appears on the table in front of khorne and sits on his cards)
LOOK... ITS PURRING
(Tizneech) yes... i know khorne it's just as planned...
(Slaneesh) AND WHAT ARE YOU TWO IDOTS DOING (Slaneesh getting angrier every minute)
(Tizneech) well... khorne wanted a cat sooo..
(Slaneesh) don't you "so" me any excuse to use magic...
(Night bringer) can you five please keep it down in trying to sleep
(Slaneesh) oh shut up night bringer nobody likes you anyway...
(Night bringer) hay at least I let you guys sleep instead of playing poker. In the middle of night I might add
(Slaneesh) IT'S ALLWAYS NIGHT WHEREVER YOU GO
(Night bringer)(Stammering) but... eh... you see... oh just shut up
KHORNE LIKES KITTY,,,
(emperor) yes we know khorne just try to be a little quieter we don't need Slaneesh to rage at you just because he lost his hand do we...
(NURGLE) what the hell is wrong with you anyway slany? Is it because i stole your giiiirlfriend...
(Slaneesh) no it not cause you stole Ischia and she wasn't my girlfriend she was my play thing...
KHORNE DEMANDS PUPPY...
(Tizneech) but i just got you a cat...'
PLEASE...
(Tizneech) NO.
(A small tear appears at the side of a eyehole on khorne helmet)
(A door slams open)
(Deceiver) HEY BITCHES...
(Tizneech) shit its deceiver... GO AWAY DECIVER YOU FUCKING COPY CAT...
(Deceiver) (Pouting) fine if I'm not wanted I'll be in the other room.
(Emperor) right let's get back to the game then...
(CRASH BANG WOLLOP)
(Slaneesh) oh what fresh hell is this
(NURGLE) I think the neighbors are fighting again
(Slaneesh) (Walks over to the wall nearest to the disturbance and bang his fist on iit repeatedly)MORK GORK CUT IT THE FUCK OUT FOR SHITS SAKE...
(Emperor) I don't think they can hear you
(Slaneesh) SHUT IT BIG E...
(Slaneesh) (Grasp his coat and make his way to the door)
(Emperor) hay waits aren't we going to finish this...
(Slaneesh) just play without me were almost out of beer anyway
(Disappears through door)
(Emperor) well... at least we can finish the game...
(Just as he speaks a axe comes out of nowhere and smashes the table to piece)
(Tizneech) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR KHORNE...
BOERD OF CARDS WANT TO PLAY MINECRAFT...
(Tizneech) THAT NOT EVEN FROM OUR REALM...
CANT TALK MUST PUNCH TREES... ANRILY...
(NURGLE) well shit... who's up for supper then
(Emperor) as long as you're not cooking it last time I found maggots in the sandwiches
(NURGLE) those were the best part...
(Tizneech)sometime I wonder about you both...
TO BE CONTINUED?
R&R