I'M BEEEEECK. Well, in case any of you that have read my fanfics before, you might've noticed how short they were. THAT'S because whenever I'm writing them, I'm usually thinking "holy shit this is gonna be so long" but when I look back at it it's the shortest thing ever. I have no idea what so ever if that's a good excuse, but it's a reason... right? I dunno, let's get this fanfic started! Enjoy!

Summary: Kyle's parents have been keeping a secret from him, he has a twin sister. When they get custody of their daughter again, things go not so great. She was exposed to violence in her other "parents" house, and is using that violence passed on to her in South Park. Will Kyle be able to save his sister before she loses it and gets killed?

WARNING: This story contains foul language, and all the other stuff adult shows have. ((It's only the first chapter, I haven't even started writing the acual story yet, so.. glob knows what I'm gonna think of.))

"And that kids, is why queers can't give birth." Mr. Garrison wrapped up.

None of the kids really payed attention. Mostly whenever Garrison gave lectures, it was either whispering, daydreaming, or cringing and thinking about how wrong they sounded.

All of a sudden... they were interuppted by a "beep" on the intercom.

"Uh, Kyle Broflovski to the counseling office, Kyle Broflovski to the counseling office. Thank you, mmmkay."

"Ooooooh, the jew's in trouble!" Cartman mocked.

"Shutup fat-ass, at least it's not the principal's office." Kyle said as a comeback.

The boy walked out of the room, over to the counseler's office. He hasen't done anything bad for a while, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal, whatever it was.

He walked through the door, and saw Mr. Mackey, the school counseler, and... his parents?

"What's going on?" Kyle asked.

Mr Mackey spoke, "Mmmkay, go ahead and take a seat."

Kyle sat down akwardly, wanting an answer to what this is all about. His parents walked next to him.

"Well, Kyle, your mother and I have been hiding a secret from you for a while now-" Kyle's dad, Gerald, said.

"Okay... so why are you telling me here?" Kyle replied.

"Well, you see, you... you, oh my god..." His mother, Sheila, struggled to say, then breaking down in tears.

"You have a twin sister." His dad told him, while comforting his mother.

"Wait.. what?!" Kyle said, shocked at the news. "Why are just telling me now?!"

Tears rose in his eyes.

"Her name's Ariel. She was kidnapped a couple of days after you guys were born. It was the hardest thing to try to keep from you finding out. They figured out who the kidnapper was last week, and, well, if she's ready, this Friday she's coming back to her real home. We just thought it would be the right time to tell you once you got to your age right now." Gerald explained.

"Oh. My. God." Kyle said.

His voice was shaky and raspy. He prevented himself from breaking down. He didn't know either to be happy, angry, upset, he was just confused.

"What would happen if we don't get her home?" Kyle asked.

"Let's hope it won't come to that." Gerald responded.

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Kyle was able to go home after they told him, so he could calm down. As soon as school was over for the day, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny came to his door, and knocked.

Kyle opened the door, his face looking pale as ever like he just saw a ghost, tearstreaked, and his heart pounding rapidly.

"Dude what's wrong with you?" Stan asked.

"I-I have a sister... a twin sister." Kyle said.

Cartman's eyes went wide up. "What?! ANOTHER JEW IN THIS TOWN?! Yeah, this is exactly what we need! Another Jew related to Kahl to mess us up! Where is she! I'm gonna beat the living shit out of both of you duplica-"

"Dude, calm the fuck down!" Kenny yelled, while him and Stan were holding him back.

"We're gonna meet her this Friday and she's gonna start living here." Kyle said.

"What's her name?" Stan asked.

"Ariel. Her middle name's Judith. I don't know what she looks like yet, but I'm no doubt gonna see her Friday." Kyle said.

"Does your brother know?" Kenny asked.

"Yeah, my mom and dad just told him. He's excited, but I'm just nervous."

They just looked at him.

"I mean, I'm happy I have a sister and all but.."

"But what?" Stan said.

"I don't what she's like. What if she's really naive or depressed or... I don't know. Anything girls are like."

"She's probably cool. Dude, you should have nothing to worry about." Stan tried to reassure him.

"I kinda do. I'm not even 99.9% sure if she'll even come home. Who knows what she's doing right now." Kyle responded.

"Ok, ok, I can do this." Cartman breathed. "If she messes up ONE time, for the biggest or smallest thing, I will make sure she's out of this town."

"And you better not rip on her or I'll kill you." Kyle said, angrily.

"Eh, whatever." Cartman said walking away.

"Are you gonna be at school the next three days?" Stan asked Kyle.

"I don't know, but I know I'm not gonna be here Friday." He told him.

Stan and Kenny had worried looks on their faces.

"We're gonna go, ya sure you'll be fine?" Stan said.

"Yeah, I'll be fine." Kyle said.

"See ya." Kenny said, and him and Stan walked away.

Kyle sighed and closed the door.

He went upstairs, walked to his bedroom, and layed on his bed.

He stared at the ceiling, and said, "Ariel, you're gonna be OK."

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And there's chapter one! THAT WAS THE LONGEST CHAPTER I WROTE FOR ANY OF MY STORIEEEEEESAH. I'll try to update everyday or every other day. Please review and leave suggestions if you have any! \(^-^)/