10 Reasons We Shouldn't Be Together

10. You're a human

9. I'm here to take over your planet

8. I have no emotions

7. My duty is to my Tallests

6. You're annoying

5. You get in the way of my plans

4. You could do so much better

3. You're head is huge

2. We wouldn't last very long

1. You hate me

10 Reasons We Have To Be Together

10. We are both different

9. Our intelligent is evenly matched

8. We are both determined to win

7. We are both outcasts to those we wish to impress

6. I can teach you everything I know

5. You can teach me to abandon my planet and leaders

4. You can teach me how to blend in better

3. I can show you the galaxies beyond your world

2. You can show me how to have emotions that aren't hatred

1. I love you


Umm...this is what happens when I eat a bunch of ice cream and chocolate syrup at once after consuming a pop...

I know it really sucks but its sweet if you think about it...