Sometimes things happen that we don't intend to happen. Everything has consequences.
The sounds of knuckles hitting steel erupted, soon followed by Beast Boys annoying calls, "Raven come on you're the only one not ready to go!"
"I'm not going."
"Raven you have to go it's the Teen Titans night out!" Silence, "ok Raven if you won't come out I'll come in to get you!"
Raven didn't want Beast Boy to be in her room, she didn't want to go either. Weighing her options she floated out into the hall. As soon as he laid his violet eyes on her his jaw went limp. Starfire had been by earlier, forcing her into a jean skirt, dark blue tank top that showed too much for her taste, and high heels.
"Raven you look."
"Are we going or not?" She started down the dimly lit hall. Beast Boy for once had nothing to say.
Down in the living room Cyborg with his newly shinned body parts leaned up against the kitchen counter while Robin and Starfire sat a little too close to be friends on the couch. When Raven and Beast Boy entered all eyes turned.
"Wow Rae you look great!" Cyborg gave a knowing look Beast Boys way.
"Yea Raven I'm glad that you're coming." Robin said trying not to stare.
Starfire ripped herself away from Robin, the sound of Velcro could almost be heard, "I'm so happy to see you wear the cloths!"
"Can we go already?" Raven was urgent to get this over with.
The team crashed a club downtown; the lights were low and the music high. Raven eyed the people surrounding her; most of them were drunk, sweaty, and grinding with people they had probably never met before. Robin and Star disappeared almost immediately, eaten by the sea of people.
"I bet I know where they're going!" Cyborg yelled over the music.
Soon Raven stood alone near the back wall reluctant to join the mating ritual. A sweaty green mouse squeezed out of the crowd and transformed next to her. Raven ignored it.
"Raven come dance, just let go!"
"I think I need a drink." Raven replied in her monotone voice and walked off toward the bar not waiting to see if Beast Boy had heard her. Sitting down she motioned to the bartender, "vodka on the rocks."
She was on her second when Beast Boy and Cyborg appeared next to her. Beast Boy ordered water, Cyborg beer.
"Hey Raven what ya drinking?" Beast Boy was in her personal space.
"Vodka on the rocks."
Cyborg finally noticed. "How many of those have you had?"
"Bartender, another. This would be my third."
The bartender handed her a glass and she downed it. Her two friends stared wide eyed.
"Give me what she's having." Beast Boy ordered. He drank it in two gulps. "Come on Raven you're not chicken are ya."
Raven ordered another and chugged it. This was a challenge. Beast Boy ordered and drank but couldn't finish it.
"What's the matter Beast Boy? Can't hold your liquor." Raven was feeling fuzzy.
"Ok I might not be able to out drink you but I bet you that you won't dance."
The drinks must have gotten to her head because Raven got off her perch on the bar stool and walked over to a tall guy with black hair and runners muscles. She took his hand and when he turned to her she started dancing. Raven could dance. Beast Boy and Cyborg watched Raven grind with this stranger. Back to back she placed her hands over his and wrapped them around her waist. She wiggled her hips and lowered herself to the ground rubbing against him until his hands slipped over her breasts. She rose, turned to him, whispered in his ear and kissed his cheek. She then returned to her place at the bar.
"I think I won the bet." Raven had a smirk that practically made her two friends drop dead.
"What was that? I didn't know you could dance like that!" Beast Boy freaked.
"I guess you shouldn't bet on things you don't know about then. So what do I win?"
"How about a pizza? I'm starving!" Cyborg said in a nonchalant way. "Besides Robin and Star left twenty minutes ago."
"Did they say where they were going?" Raven said the drinks making her naive.
Cyborg made a gesture that made Beast Boy choke on his water. "Pizza then?"
After being seated at the pizza place a girl walked up. She had long blond hair braided down her back, cowboy boots, daisy duke shorts, and a pink flannel shirt.
"I'm Paisley; I'll be your waitress today." Her sweet country accent rubbed Raven the wrong way. "Can I start yall off with something?"
"Can we have two large pizzas one the veggie delight and the other meat lover?"Beast Boy ordered not having to ask his comrades.
"Comin right up!" Within ten minutes the pizzas sat streaming on their table.
"Is there any thang else I can do fer yall?" Paisley said playing with her collar 'accidently' showing her pink plaid braw. Beast Boy, who had never touched a woman that way, slobbered a little.
"Yall are the Teen Titans, aren't ya?"
"We shure are!" Cyborg loved fans expecually hot ones.
"You guys are so strong and manly! Can I feel your muscles?" She was really getting on Ravens nerves. Cyborg didn't mind however because he flexed and allowed her to place her fake nailed fingers on him.
"Oh!" She drew it out so it sounded sexy. "You're so buff!"
Raven couldn't handle it anymore! "You know what? You can do something else for me. Speak proper english." Bitterness shot from her mouth like poisoned darts. "And while you're at it get your whoreish hands off my friend!"
Shock entered Paisley's face but was soon replaced by a smirk. She grabbed Cyborg's face and kissed him, leaning over so the edge of her panties showed.
"What's the matter Raven? A little angry?" She kissed Cyborg again, nice and slow.
"Nice show 'Paisley' but why not give him a little more?" Ravens black magic wrapped around her and jerked her away from Cyborg. Raven made Paisley strip down to her bra and thong and give a sexy dance. Whistles filled the restaurant.
"I told you! You're a whore." Raven ripped off the only cloths she had left and let her go. She curled up in the fetal position, whimpering. Beast Boy stared at her looking over her every curve.
Cyborg on the other hand yelled loud enough to wake the dead. "Why did you do that? You've gone too far Raven!" He grabbed her cloak before she could stop him and wrapped it around the naked girl. "I think it's time to go home."
"Fine, I'm bored with her anyway." Raven said retrieving her cloak and following the others out. She took satisfaction in the humiliated screams emanating from within the restaurant.
The next morning Raven woke up on the floor of the bathroom. Her head was pounding and she smelled like vomit. Stepping out of last night's ridiculous cloths she took a shower and then went to the kitchen to get some food in her reeling stomach. The swish of the giant metal doors made her headache worse.
"We were starting to think you would never get out of bed!" Cyborg's loud voice was torture. "BB even got up before you!"
"Will you stop screaming?" Raven floated over to the fridge but at the sight of food her insides threatened to come out. So instead she lay down on the couch and tried to block out the sun with her cloak.
"Do you have the ach of the head Raven?" Starfire seemed to morph out of the wall, Robin close behind. Raven moaned in response.
"Raven has more than a headache she has a hangover!" Beast Boy insisted on bringing up last night.
"Uuhhhh" Raven couldn't utter much more.
"By how much she drank last night she should have a bad one!" Robin and Starfire were shocked by what Beast Boy said.
"Is that true Raven? Did you get drunk last night?" Under normal circumstances this wouldn't be so strange but Raven had never done anything like it before. She kept her mouth shut this would be bad enough as it was.
"Not only did she get drunk she dirty danced with a random hot guy and humiliated a country waitress!" Beast Boy was milking this. His audience's jaws hit the floor.
"Humiliated a waitress! That doesn't even come close!" Cyborg was about to put some hurt on Raven. "The waitress was hitting on me so she called her a whore, undressed her, and made her dance in front of the whole pizza place." Raven attempted to morph through the couch but her powers wouldn't work in the state she was in. Robin and Starfire couldn't hide their unbelief and Beast Boy was jumping like a kid who had to go pee.
"Show them the video!" Beat Boy screamed practically wetting himself.
"You have a video!" Raven shot up from the couch but soon regretted it.
"I have video of anything I have seen."
Raven fell to the couch while Cyborg put the blackmail video on the TV. Raven could barely stand to watch it, the drinks, the dance, and the naked waitress. It was all like a nightmare come true. Raven couldn't stand it any longer she got up slower than silkie and went to her room to sleep off the booze.
Raven rose from a deep slumber to find that it was almost three in the morning and the only thing she could think about is how badly she had to pee. After relieving herself she sat on her bed; when she couldn't think of anything to do she started meditating. She wasn't meditating long before sounds assaulted her ears.
"Oh Robin! Oh, uh, ah." Robin and Starfire were at it again. Obviously she wasn't going to get any meditating done so she got up and went down stairs to try to find something to eat. The light from the fridge cast a creepy glow on the living room and Beast Boy, who stood not two feet from her eating a banana.
"Ahhh! Why are you standing in the dark?" The fog from fridge was making Ravens bare legs cold.
"I was hungry and the love birds are keeping me up!" The shadows on Beast Boy's ears and wider than normal mouth looked really creepy in the dark, Raven admired it.
"I know I'm surprised they don't have a kid yet considering how much they do it." Grunts could be heard.
"Don't say that it might actually happen. Besides I love kids!"
"Well I don't and that whole situation would be incredibly awkward."
"Yea, and if you ever get drunk again there might be a kid." Beast Boy wasn't going to let it go, "I wouldn't want to see you pregnant; someone might end up dead!"
"There are two things I'll never do get drunk again and get pregnant."
"But it would be cute to have a minny Raven running around!"
"Besides whom would I have a kid with anyway?"
"The guy at the club would be a good start!"
"Ok, ok enough I'm never going to get drunk again so it doesn't matter anyway." Raven stomped out of the room never actually getting anything to eat.
The conversation they had gave Beast Boy an idea. He wanted to get Raven drunk again. He, of course, didn't want Raven to get pregnant but he thought it would be funny to see what she would do. It would be tricky but Beast Boy had a plan.