A/N: this is some random fan fic I wrote.

Zetsu's white half speech is normal print while his black half's speech is bold

Kitsune's speech is underlined, while Tsubasa's is bold and underlined

I don't own any of the naruto characters or oreo cookies but I do own Kitsune/Tsubasa. Enjoy this random blurb! ^w^

"You know what I've just realized Tsubasa?" Kitsune asked her other half.

"What?" replied Tsubasa.

"It's difficult to talk to one half of Zetsu when they are both Zetsu. It's a mouthful to say Black Zetsu-san or White Zetsu-san. Maybe you and I should come up with nicknames for them. But what?" Kitsune stated.

"Hmm. You have a point. Maybe we should come up with nicknames for them. I'm not sure as to what we should nick name them though," Tsubasa agreed.

"Kitsune! I've got snacks! Come and get it!" called Konan.

"Yays! Snacks! I wonder what Konan has for snacks this time," Kitsune squealed as she smiled with reckless abandonment, flying off towards the Akatsuki base where Konan had Oreo cookies for snacks.

"Oh my Jashin-sama, Oreo cookies! I luffles Oreo cookies! Whoever invented the Oreo is an effin' genius!" piped Kitsune with a childish grin on her face, looking a bit like tobi. She then picked up an Oreo cookie and looked at it for a moment. "That's it!" Kitsune exclaimed as she twisted the Oreo, breaking it into a cookie and a cookie with cream. "That's what ?" questioned Tsubasa as she turned her head as if to look at Kitsune, her other half. "I've figured out what to call Zetsu-san!" exclaimed Kitsune.

"Call us what?" inquired Zetsu's white half.

"Oreo-san!" exclaimed Kitsune.

"Oreo-san?! Why did you call us Oreo-san?!" exclaimed Zetsu's black half.

"Geez, Cookies, calm down," said Kitsune.

"C-cookies?," laughed Zetsu's white half. Zetsu's black half turned to glare at him.

"And what do you call him, hmm?" questioned Zetsu's black half.

"Cream!" exclaimed Kitsune with a goofy Tobi-ish smile. Both halves of Zetsu burst into raucous laughter. After their laughter died down, Zetsu asked, "And why do you call us Oreo-san, Cookies, and Cream?"

" 'Cause you're black and white like an Oreo. The cookies are black. The cream is white. And that is why I call you Oreo-san, Cookies, and Cream," replied Kitsune as she licked the cream off the Oreo cookie and ate the cookie.

A/N: I swear whoever invented the Oreo cookie is an effin' genius. Go Oreo cookies! Hope you enjoyed my story!