Disclaimer: Well, the song "Californication" belongs to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Harry Potter is J.K. Rowlings and Scholastic. So that's it. I was bored during my study hall.
Californication – Harry Potter style
Psychic crazy teachers try to see life's revelations
And strict transforming teachers teach the class Transfiguration
And if you'd like to read these things it's the new book sensation
It's another world hidden from view of the population
The Muggles try to see it but see just a fabrication
You understand that Hogwarts has heavy-duty protection
Mix that potion very well to make a spell for aging
Artificial skin, you cursed my chin, what is that class you're taking?
Forest unicorn
Kids Muggle-born
Dream of Hogsmeade as vacation
Dream of Hogsmeade as vacation
Myrtle, ghoul girl, haunting bathrooms of the school, from a U-bend in a toilet
A know-it-all holds the teachers enthralled but she tries hard to hide it
And look at those wands with the jokes upon that make Bagman delighted
Space may be the final frontier but a Firebolt is pure enjoyment
And Seekers can you see the Snitch, like Pigwidgeon – has no station
And Hogsmeade isn't far away; Marauder's Map gives explanation
Born and raised by those who praise no magic facilitation
Everybody's been there it's at King's Cross London station
Forest unicorn
Kids Muggle-born
Dream of Hogsmeade as vacation
Dream of Hogsmeade as vacation
Dream of Hogsmeade as vacation
Dream of Hogsmeade as vacation
Death Eaters walk a very rough road fearing Voldemort's retaliation
And Aurors are the protecting law stopping Voldemort's resurrection
And "please-men" couldn't save the world from this great book sensation
Mix that potion very well to make the spell of changing
Weirder than the rest, the Potions test
Tests the antidote you're making
Forest unicorn
Kids Muggle-born
Dream of Hogsmeade on vacation
Dream of Hogsmeade on vacation
Dream of Hogsmeade on vacation
Dream of Hogsmeade on vacation