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This story is going to seem kind of silly at first, but I promise you it gets better! So please bear with me!

Warnings: This story will contain boy x boy yaoi goodness. Don't like, don't read.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. Never have, probably never will. *tear*

Enjoy! ;3

"You'll never get away with this!" a woman yelled to a group of men surrounding her. She struggled to lift herself from the floor she was sitting on, but the ropes tied around her made it impossible to do so.

A click echoed through the old, worn-down warehouse, signifying the cocking of a gun. The owner of the readied machine chuckled roughly and, raising his weapon at the woman, said, "I believe I already have. Maiden."

"Think again, Dartz!"

The man turned to find out who dared interrupt and started at the sight. A well-built man stood in the doorway of the building. He wore a long, sleeveless white coat with a red shirt and black pants underneath and a helmet that seemed to represent a dragon, covering his entire face save his nose and mouth. Long, red hair trailed behind him as he fearlessly strode closer.

"Kaibaman!" one of the thugs yelled, taking a step back.

"Kaibaman!" the woman echoed with a look of relief on her face. In a flash Kaibaman threw a card towards the blue-haired brute named Dartz, knocking the firearm from his hand. The card rebounded back and he gracefully caught it.

He then swiftly held the card above his head and yelled, "I ask that you lend me your strength-Curse of Dragon!" With a flash of bright light a golden dragon appeared, wings spread and ready. "Show them your power! Hell Flame!" he ordered. The dragon bellowed out a roar and promptly obeyed; a stream of flames making contact with the group. Shrieks of horror filled the air mixing with a howl of, "Curse you Kaibamaaaaan!"

Once the smoke had finally cleared, the crowd of ruffians were left scattered across the floor whimpering and moaning and some even whining for the mothers. When he was sure that they had all been defeated, Kaibaman relaxed and with a smirk said, "Hn. It seems that you all didn't take too well to my 'warm' welcome." After a moment of basking in his glory, he dashed over to the still tied up and rather dazed looking woman. "Maiden!" he yelled on his way there. As soon as he got to her, he began untying her from her restraints and looking her over to be sure that she wasn't harmed.

"Kaibaman…" she repeated, blue eyes wide with astonishment. Finally, the ropes around her fell and freed her arms.

"Are you alright Maiden? Did they harm you?" he asked in concern.

Slowly, she shook her head saying, "No…no I'm fine." Aside from her long, white hair being slightly tangled and frizzed and her tan colored dress being torn at the end, she seemed to be unscathed. A small smile suddenly graced her face and she said, "It seems that you've rescued me once again, Kaibaman."

"I was nearly too late. If I hadn't of gotten here in time…" he trailed of, lowering his head. The maiden shook her head once more.

"But you did." She stated.

"But if I had arrived sooner, I could have prevented Dartz from-" he began, raising his head.

"It is in the past, Kaibaman." she interjected. "You can go on and on with 'if's' and 'could have's' but that won't change what has already happened. The only thing to do now is to move forward and look towards the future in hopes that it will be bright." she finished placing her small hands on either side of his face, lightly touching his helmet.

"…Yes." Kaibaman agreed as the maiden began pulling his headgear off of him, revealing his sharp, strong facial features. His red hair was discovered to not be his own, but merely an extension of the helmet. His natural hair was a chestnut brown, neatly combed in place. He stared into the maiden's deep blue eyes with a pair of his own as the two of them began leaning closer together.

Closer…and closer… and closer…until…

"CUT!"

The white haired woman groaned and backed away from their "almost kiss".

"What now?" she snapped in the direction of the voice.

"It's not anything you've done, Kisara." A man walked over to the two of them with a look of aggravation. "It's him!" he said pointing with an accusative finger. "You too tense looking Kaiba! You're about to kiss the beautiful Maiden with Eyes of Blue whom you've just saved from the clutches of evil! Not about to get smacked in the face with a wrecking ball! So stop acting like it!" he yelled. Then, turning to leave the set, added, "Everyone take five. I'll be back."

The two of them watched the middle aged man as he left. Once he was gone, Kisara stood to take her leave as well, but not before adding, "Come on Kaiba, get your shit together."

When she had disappeared as well, Kaiba let out the breath that he hadn't realized he had been holding the whole time and massaged the temples of his forehead. That man…just who did he think he was? Kaiba had a right mind to fire the guy. He was lucky that the new episode of "Kaibaman" needed to be released so soon or he would have done it right then and there. Once this episode aired though, he was done. He didn't care that this would be the sixth director he would be firing. He wouldn't tolerate such behavior. A competent director who knew his place- that's all he asked for. So why were they so damn hard to find?

Ugh. He felt a headache coming on.

As for that girl…Kaiba gripped the bridge of his nose in exasperation. One minute she's got your back, and the next she's using it as a protective shield to guard against any possible threat to her perfect image. Not only that, she switches from being your best friend to your worst enemy in a matter of seconds for no apparent reason at all. She was an untrustworthy bitch, that's what she was.

If he could have it his way, he would've kicked her out on her ass a long time ago. Sadly, however, she was a main character in the show and then he would be left with many unhappy fans complaining about her disappearance. After all, it would be nearly impossible to find another girl with features like hers.

'God, I need some coffee.' he thought after a few moments. 'And an aspirin.'

TADA!

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It gets better I promise.

I can't decide whether or not I want this Fic to be written strictly from Kaiba's point of view, or if I should alternate between Kaiba and Yami. (They meet in the next chapter by the way! :3) So tell me what you think!

That means please review!

And thanks for reading!