Title: The Broken Portal Excel Saga Version
Author: Tsubasa Kya
Disclaimer: This fan fiction is dedicated to feathergriffin who asked me to write it.
Saiyuki—Don't own
Full Metal Alchemist—Don't own
YuYu Hakusho—Don't own
Excel Saga—Don't own
Ghost Hunt—Don't own
Inuyasha—Don't own
For Old Readers: I decided to change things so it is easier for you to get updates on your favorite version, instead of waiting five chapters. The prologue to this story is its own thing now, and each seperate version of the story will have its own "story" link this way.
For Newcomers: If you have not read the prologue to this story, please go to my profile. The prologue is not long and explains exactly how the Inuyasha characters ended up in a seperate world. You do not have to read the other versions if you do not want to, as I do not predict that they will cross in the future.
...great... this means I have 5 separate stories to write now, instead of the previously planned single story. Although, Feather may be pleased with this, as she really only wanted the Saiyuki version anyway.
Part One
Miroku groaned as he woke up. He was lying on a very cold and hard surface that felt as smooth as silk. Of course, he rather wished he was in a comfortable, silk garnished bed with a lovely lady…
Then he opened his eyes when he heard the beautiful voice of a woman… "ALL HAIL LORD IL PALAZZO!" she cried. An equally beautiful voice of a woman said the same thing at the same time. A third equally beautiful but much quieter voice was only seconds behind.
He sat up and shook his head to clear it of cobwebs then glanced toward the beautiful women. His jaw dropped. "I love the black flame," he muttered. "Scantily clad women…" Tears filled his eyes. "It is a fine example of divine intervention…"
Then Jaken just had to ruin the picture of three women by squawking at them, "EW FEMALE FLESH!" Jaken was a strange purple color (was that healthy?).
Two of the women, the noisier of the two, darted at Jaken and started stomping on him. Miroku noticed a man (was that Sesshoumaru, or was the world insane?) standing by and allowing the abuse.
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR LORD IL PALAZZO'S TASTE IN FEMALE UNIFORM!!" the women shrieked. Miroku was in heaven… Just get rid of the toad and the strange almost-Sesshoumaru look-alike, and the world would be perfect…