Disclaimer: No I do not own Ranma ½. I just like writing parodies…
Author's Notes: Yes, this is what happens when your bus driver plays the Oldies station around Christmas time. It is also what happens when I've watched Ranma ½ on my computer too many times…
Walking In A Winter Wonderland…
… The Ranma ½ Version
by Amalia Ryoko James
Small bells ring, hair that's violet
The cold rain, causes violence
Girl wearing boy's clothes, his silk boxers, whoa
Talking 'bout the Ranma Universe
The principal came back dressed as a snowman
With a small palm tree atop his head
He tried to cut Ranma's hair with shears, man
Ranma kept outsmarting him instead
Akane, is called a tomboy
She's engaged, 'cuz he's just half-boy
He's wearing girls' clothes, fools guys like Kuno
I'm talking 'bout the Ranma Universe