Thursday :
Woke up this morning and couldn't find my slippers. So I had the chambermaid executed whilst eating my breakfast.
I asked the Parademon to do it quietly, as I've still got a hangover from last night. Unfortunately she screamed so the Parademon had to execute himself as penance. This was messy and there was no one left alive to clear away my plates.
Fortunately Granny Goodness promised to buy me a new pair but I will have to wait until tomorrow.
I spent the afternoon playing with a mother box and managed to get the boom tube to transport 50 of all the socks in Metropolis to the furnaces of Apkolips. I take great pleasure in knowing that the entire male population of Metropolis will be late for work tomorrow as they will not be able to find a matching pair of socks.
Desaad reminded me that tomorrow is Lex Luthor's birthday, I will send him the same thing I gave him for christmas... A hair brush!
Friday, Had a visit from Brainiac today. I told him that I wasn't interested in teaming up against The Justice League again, not after the last time.
Besides, we have nothing in common, I want to rule the cosmos and subjugate everyone to my will and Brainiac just wants to download everyones culture and wipe them all out!
I've no objection to downloading I often use Kazaa myself, and I have made a mental note that when I do eventually conquer the earth, my parademons are to be instructed to spare the lives of the entire cast of "Friends" so that I can force them to make more episodes.
I told Brainiac to get lost, I told him that his existence was pointless and that there is no use clogging up your databanks with what will ultimately be useless and irrelevant information about extinct cultures. Besides who will be left alive to read any of it?
He went away to sulk, like a typical Kryptonian.
Spent the rest of the day watching The Warworld gladiator finals on tele-vid, and concluded that Draaga is a wuss, even Desaad could crush him, and believe me that's not saying much.
Saturday:
I hate saturday's on Apokolips, nothing ever happens, I made the slaves polish my statue, and punished an intergang warlord who tried to double cross me.
I tried to order chinese but they refused to deliver this far, so I forced the female furies to make me pizza.