The Pony Drug wars
It was dark, darker than a black persons dick on a solar eclipse after a jew had the largest sale of diamond jewelry in the fagg storm of 2012. Twilight, Spike and pinkie were all in an ally way, though no one knew who they were because they were wrapped in cloaks as dark as a black persons dick on a solar eclipse after a jew had the largest diamond jewelry sale in the whole year of fagg storm 2012. They were all waiting to give their package to their Dealer. About 30 min later Vinyl Scratch ,Their underling, came into the ally way. As she came in spike yelled " whoa whoa whoa wait up ya ass hole!" Spike yelled like that fat fuck with tourettes. " Where the fuck have you been you fucking shit tittied faggot Fuck of a shit stain!" Vinyl Was scared shitless, literally she fucking shit herself in the middle of the ally way creating a horrid smell, She had no words that would come out. "Hurry up shit fuck!" spike yelled. " No wait you don't deserve the title of shit fuck! How about i just call you skank now." Spike said full of fart beans. "uhhhhh... Ummmm." Vinyl was still petrified, she didn't wasn't to be raped like last time she disobeyed spike or any pony higher than her in the drug ring. " I'm sorry i fo..." Vinyl was cut off. "I've already heard this like 1,000,000 times skank! Ooooo" Spike said mocking the young underling " I forgot to come! Is that all you can ever say! Excuses excuse excuses! Give an answer for once in your miserable piece of shit you call a life!" Spike was angrier than a sun bleached Faggot fuck Paully D fucking Snookie on a Friday night. Spike bitch slapped Vinyl and she began to cry. "YOU FUCKING PUSSY!" Spike yelled out gaining Derpy Hooves attention. "HOW DID YOU EVEN GET RECRUITED IN THIS GANG YOU FUCK! THIS IS A DRUG RING WE CAN'T HAVE PUSSIES CRING LEFT AND RIGHT!" Spike Slapped her again only to be slapped back by Derpy. "Wha...What the FUCK!" Spike yelled. Derpy picked Vinyl up and began to fly away. It would have worked if it weren't for the fact that spike had a 44. magnum in his cloak. He shot Derpy in the spine causing her to collapse in the ally Spike walked over to see derpy and vinyl were still alive. "See you in hell." Spike said as he killed both Vinyl and derpy. He looted both of the bodies called 911 on vinyl's phone and ran like hell. Pinkie ran alongside spike but twilight took to the skies with her Alicorn Wings. The cops showed up 1 minute later to find the dead corpses of the two mares.