INSANITY
by Sube the Wench
Disclaimer: Star Trek belongs to Gene Roddenberry/Paramount. No money is made from this. (However, if given the option, I certainly wouldn't say no to 2009!Chekov being my personal cabana boy. ^_^)
Summary: Why Chekov hates Halloween. Prequel to "Catboy".
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"Happy Halloween, Mr. Chekov!"
"Lieutenant Uhura?"
"Mr. Sulu has informed me that you've never celebrated Halloween."
"Nyet...."
"Well, there's always a first time for everything."
".....Vhat are you hiding behind your back?"
"Mr. Sulu?"
"Hikaru, vhat are you----Let go! NYET! GET THOSE THINGS AWAY FROM ME!"
Uhura stepped back to survey her work, and started giggling. "Perfect! Though I wish we could have gotten a tail to go with them."
".....I hate you both forever....."