Hi everyone! I really should finish my other fics before starting a new one, but...I'm getting a little bored with those, and this type of fic will write itself, so screw waiting!

Kakashi settled himself into a comfortable position in the Hokage's window. He didn't have any missions, all his brats were busy, and he had nothing to do. So he cracked open his well-worn Icha Icha and began to read the words he'd reread a hundred times over to ease his boredom.

"Kakashi, what in the hell are you doing here?" Tsunade asked, frowning at the man intruding on her peace and quiet.

"I was bored, so I decided to sit here and read. Just ignore me. You won't even know I'm here."

"Hn. You haven't sit in that window like that since Minato was in office."

"Your point being?"

"Are you planning on trying to do naughty things with me as well?"

Kakashi fixed his best death glare on the smirking blonde Godaime. "No."

Tsunade grinned and turned her back on the man to continue with her work. Oh, but how she hated her work. Why did she ever agree to become Hokage? Now she has less time to gamble, all the people she owes money can find her, and she has to do all this work. What she needed was some motivation, but what could possibly motivate her to do such menial tasks such as reading mission reports?

Kakashi shifted slightly to get into a better position in the window sill. It had been a while since he last sat there, and he'd grown quite a bit since then. He'd have to work a new groove into the woodwork. He sighed quietly to himself as he began said task. Hopefully, he'd have something to do before he really did make another groove in the window frame.

Tsunade smiled to herself as an idea struck. Listening to the man behind her, she'd come up with a brilliant way to entertain not only herself, but the bored jounin as well. She took out a blank scroll and began to write down the names of some of the men of Konoha and some of other countries and places.

When she finished, she closed the scroll and called out to Kakashi.

"Kakashi, come here."

"Huh?" Kakashi stood up and walked around to the front of Tsunade's desk.

"I have a mission for you."

"Really? Great, I was really bored." She handed him the scroll. He opened it and scanned the names. "What is this for?"

"I want you to find these men, seduce them, and take naughty pictures with them."

His eyes flicked up from the list and stared at the woman. "Excuse me?"

"These shinobi have been causing me trouble lately, and I've decided that I need a little blackmail on them. You will be the one to gather it for me."

"Wait, so…you're whoring me out to all these men just so you can have a little blackmail that most of them won't even care about?"

"Yes, is there a problem?"

"Uh…you know…just the whole WHORING ME OUT THING!"

"Open your eyes, Hatake, that's what Hokages have been doing with their shinobi for centuries…"

"I doubt they usually send them out to actually sleep with people!"

Tsunade sighed, "Look, you're bored, I need something to keep me awake during the day, and there's all those sexy men out there. Just do it and we'll both be happy. I can almost guarantee that you'll have fun on this mission. And it's not even life threatening."

"Hm…you haven't met some of these people have you? Wait a sec…I'M on the list!"

"Oh…oops…I guess I let my mind wander a bit…"

"You're worse than Jiraiya."

"Yeah, but you love Jiraiya, so that's technically a compliment coming from you."

Kakashi glared at the grinning woman, trying to decide what to do. He was fairly certain she wouldn't FORCE him to do this, but…

"Alright, I'll do it, if only because I'm bored out of my mind…"

"Excellent! Good luck, Kakashi!"

Kakashi adopted an arrogant smirk, "Luck? I don't need LUCK, Hokage-sama. Have you SEEN me? I'm like sex on legs."

Tsunade chuckled at the man's lack of modesty. "Well, then get outta here! I expect detailed reports every time you catch yourself one of the quarry!"

"Yes, ma'am," Kakashi said over his shoulder as he left her office.

Okay, guys, this is where you all come in. The stage is set, now Ka-chan just needs his partner(or partnerS) and he'll be ready to go! You can vote for who he will have fun with first in a review. The first ten reviews will be counted in the poll(granted there are at least ten...) and then after I write the chapter, the poll will be wiped clean and start over excluding the person Kakashi slept with in the previous chapter's content. It can be anyone from the anime/manga. I know I said "men" in the above chapter, but it can be a woman if you prefer. Just remember it will be decided via votes. Oh, and you can only vote for ONE person or group per chapter. It really won't help if you leave a review saying you would like this person, this person, or this person. Just pick one, or a group of peeps you'd like him to have an orgy with...although, i must warn you, I've never written an orgy lemon before, but there's first time for everything, right?Now, get to voting people!