The Saga Begins, a harry potter fanfic

From the song Star War-The Saga Begins.Totally for fun because my little brother got me on this ha ha funny Harry Potter rante.So if you like this one you will love "My Wonderful Brother"Soon to come.Will be post my a least next week...Hopeful.He say what he wants to happens and I write it.Hence this weird,carzy,out there story.I really hope you like it and if you do(OR don't) review.I love review cause I don't get them all the time. .

All I did was chagne a "few" words in the lyrics.SO If you want the lyrics before I got a hold of them just pm me and I'll send you them.Deal?Awesome,now go read my-Weird Al's songs.

A long, long time ago
In a country far away
London was under an attack
And I thought me and the Dumbeldor
Could maybe cobvence the Dark Lord
To maybe cut us all a little slack
But his response, it didn't thrill us
He locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that curse
And met Madam Pompfry, our new nures
We took a portkey from the scean
And we went to London to see the Ministy
But we wound up in Golderick's Hallow
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my, this here Potter guy
May beat Voldie someday later now he's just a small fry
And he lost his home and didn't get to kiss his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna save the world"
"Soon I'm gonna save the world"

Did you know this muggle's slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use magic, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on that girl
Though he's just 11 and she's 13
Yeah, he's probably gonna get his heart broken by her someday
Well, I know he's gathered enemies
And I've heard how fast his broom can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Hooch started off that game
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singing. . .

Now we finally got to Hogwarts
The School Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his magic skills were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the World?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Fudge sensed in him much fear
And Dumbeldor said, "Now listen you old git
I don't care what you see fit
I still will teach this boy"
He was singin'...

We caught a ride back to Hogsmed
'Cause Minerva McGonagal said we needed to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his broom in and saved the day
And in the end some Death Eaters died
Some brooms blew up and some fliers fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
All the shops were broken
And the Wizard I admire most
Met up with the Dark Lord and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin'...