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Mission most unusual.

Chapter one: Morning misunderstandings

It was 06:00 hours at the SGC and most of the staff was awake. Teal'c was currently in the canteen looking for food that resembled his chulak breakfast, but as usual nothing looked right so he settled for some eggs, bacon and beans.

Looking round he spotted O'Neill sitting at a nearby table, so he walked over and sat down.

"Morning Teal'c. Usual breakfast?" O'Neill asked.

"Indeed" Replied Teal'c before he spotted the box that O'Neill was hiding under his sleeves.

"What is that, O'Neill?"

"Oh this?" O'Neill replied lifting up his sleeves "jaffa cakes."

"What is a jaffa cake?" Teal'c asked.

"Before you ask if it is made of jaffa's, it is not. Its made of chocolate, oranges and some other ingredients which are listed on the back" O'Neill said.

Just then the door banged open and Daniel walked in, followed a minute later by Samantha.

Daniel and Samantha got there breakfast and sat down with Teal'c and O'neill, who were still discussing the jaffa cakes.

"What are you two talking about?" asked Daniel.

"Jaffa cakes" Teal'c replied

"Just try one" Samantha suggested.

Teal'c took a jaffa cake off O'Neill with a questionable look, then took a bite out of it.

"Well?" Asked O'Neill.

"It is indeed not made of jaffa, unusual taste and texture to it." Teal'c replied.

They all smiled and tucked into there breakfast, except O'Neill who was finishing off his jaffa cakes.

Suddenly Daniel looked up and said " By the way , where were you yesterday anyway Jack. You said that you were going to teach me boxing. Instead I learned off Teal'c, which hurt." Then Daniel rolled up his right arm sleeves to show a bandage round his elbow. "and he managed to knock me unconscious too. Frasier said that I need to not use my elbow".

"Sorry Daniel, I thought you got my message that I wanted to go fishing instead of boxing." He replied.

Daniel looked at Jack a moment and then shook his head before continuing to eat.

The doors banged open but no-one noticed till there was someone standing by the table.

"Major Carter, Colonel O'Neill, Dr Jackson and Teal'c, General Hammond would like to see you straight away" The person said bluntly.

"Tell the General that we will be up there as soon as possible." O'Neill replied.

The person disappeared through the doors a moment later.

They all got up and made there way to the generals office, which took at least five minutes in total.

They knocked on the door and a voice said " come on in".

Daniel opened the door and they all walked in before they stood in a line before the general.

"Er, General, you wanted to see us. Were not in trouble are we?" O'Neill asked.

"No. Wait for me in the briefing room and I will tell you all about your next mission." the General replied.

They all went into the briefing room to wait for the general. Daniel Jackson sat down and drummed his fingers on the table as Jack, Samantha and Teal'c sat down. After a while Jack snapped" Will you stop that".

Just then the door opened and the General walked in and sat down.

"Now to start the briefing of your next mission" he said.