A/N: This fic contains both yaoi and yuri! Here are the pairings: Bo X Haseo, Haseo X Endrance, Pi X Bordeaux, Atoli X Shino X Tabby and Silabus X Zelkova. I'll see about continuing this, but right now, think of it as a one-shot, okay?

Bo stared into the deep murky waters of Mac Anu and let out a sigh. Ever since Saku disappeared, Bo had begun to feel lonely. Even worse, he had no one to talk about the feelings he had for a certain silver-haired man. Bo slammed his fist on the railing and mentally screamed, 'Dammit! Dammit Dammit Dammit! Why…can't I…stop thinking about him?'

Slowly, tears began to form in his icy purple eyes. 'I…just want Haseo to love me…' he thought as he broke out crying, causing several passers-by to give him strange looks. Suddenly, a voice said, "Goddammit, kid! Get off the ground and suck it up!" Bo looked up and saw Bordeaux glaring at him. Bo wiped the tears out of his eyes. He was sick and tired of being pushed around.

He picked himself off the ground and muttered, "Don't talk to me, you bitch…" Bordeaux slapped Bo's shoulder and exclaimed, "What the hell did you just call me?" Slowly but surely, rage began to build up within Bo. He smacked Bordeaux's hand away and shouted, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO ME, YOU BITCH! YOU GODDAMN FUCKIN' WHORE! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN-" Bordeaux cut Bo off by smacking him against the head, knocking him out.

Bordeaux looked at Bo lying peacefully on the ground and thought, 'I hope the guild master won't mind that I knocked him out…'

"Bo…wake up, Bo…come on now…"

Bo let out a small groan and opened his eyes. Slowly, he began to make out the people that were standing over him. Suddenly, a loud familiar voice shouted, "C'mon, idiot! Just open your damn eyes!"

Bo sat up, but quickly fell back when he realized that his head hurt like hell. Bo looked around and realized that he was in a guild's HOME…but which one? "I'm glad you finally woke up, Bo…" said a voice.

Bo looked up and saw Pi smiling down at him. "Pi?" Bo groaned, rubbing his head in pain. Pi handed him a potion and replied, "I'm sorry about that. I keep telling Bordeaux to not be so rough-"

"But isn't that how you like it, baby?" Bordeaux snapped as she drank a whole bottle of Caramel Sauce. Despite his pounding head, Bo still wanted answers. "Uh…where am I?"

Pi giggled and exclaimed, "You're at the Rainbow Guild, silly!" Suddenly, the entrance door slid open and Silabus, Atoli, Shino and Tabby walked in all carrying bags full of items. Silabus noticed Bo and exclaimed, "Hey! So you found us a new member, huh, Bordeaux?"

Bo was completely lost in the dark as the strange group of people began chatting away with one another like they were best of friends. After a few moments, Bo tapped Silabus' shoulder and asked, "Um…exactly what is the Rainbow Guild?"

Suddenly, a faint blush formed on Silabus' cheeks. "Uh…well…it's…um…" It seemed Silabus was embarrassed about the nature of the guild. Atoli pushed Silabus out of the way and replied, "This guild is for homosexuals!"

Bo was pretty sure he lost the feeling in his legs, because he fell to his knees and cried, "YOU GUYS…ARE ALL GAY?!" Atoli nodded and said, "It's all thanks to Haseo, too! Seeing him and Endrance together inspired me to come out of the closet!"

Bo quickly went from horrified to furious. "HASEO IS WITH THAT DAMN BASTARD ENDRANCE?" he shouted, his face turning red. Atoli nervously stepped back in case Bo was gonna go a sudden rampage. After taking a few deep breaths, Bo asked, "Are Haseo and Endrance members of this guild?"

Silabus sighed and muttered, "No. We asked them several times, but they always said 'No'! It's really troubling…" Silabus sighed again. Suddenly, a grunty fell from the ceiling and smacked into Bo's face, sending him spiraling to the ground. "W-What was that...?" Bo cried once he got himself off the floor. The grunty looked just like Silabus, green clothes and long pigtail in all. However, the little grunty looked most queer with the small rainbow badge it wore on its chest.

The Grunty made an elaborate pose and proclaimed, "Welcome, hot stuff! I'm Silo-Grunty, and this is the Rainbow Guild!" Silabus wrapped his hands around Silo-Grunty's mouth and pulled him into a closet. "S-Sorry about that. Silo-Grunty keeps getting out of his cage..." Tabby remarked nervously as loud pounding and screaming came from beyond the closet door.

After a few minutes, the noises stopped and the room was full of foreboding silence. "So..." Bo said, hoping to get his mind off of what just happened, "Have...have any of you found the love of your life...or something...yet?" Slowly, Bordeaux made her way over towards Pi. She wrapped one arm around Pi's waist and the other around her neck. "Well," Pi replied, her face red with embarrassment, "Me and Bordeaux have been going out for the last two months!"

Bordeaux purred gently and nipped on Pi's ear. "You're such a whore..." Pi whispered as she began to move her own hands over Bordeaux's body. Bordeaux gave Pi a powerful kiss on the lips and hissed, "Look who's talking, bitch..." Then, they began to make out. Tabby quickly jumped in front of them and exclaimed, "S-Sorry about that, Bo! They, um, get too excited sometimes..."

"What about you, Atoli?" Bo asked, turning his gaze to the blond-haired Harvest Claric. Atoli's cheeks were beet red as she tried to admit the name of the woman who had stolen her heart. "I-It's Shino!" she eventually said. 'But they look so much alike...it's like having make-out sessions with yourself!' Bo realized as he watched Atoli strut towards Shino, who was also blushing.

Suddenly, Atoli was knocked back by the force of Tabby's fists. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BITCH? SHINO IS MINE!" Tabby screamed. There was some blood on her fists after punching Atoli in the mouth. Without a second to lose, Atoli jumped on Tabby and wrestled the catgirl to the ground, screaming curse words at her in the process. Shino giggled and exlcaimed, "I love it when people fight over me!"

While Atoli and Tabby rolled around on the floor, kicking and punching each other, Bo turned to Shino and asked, "Does Silabus like anyone?" "Well," Shino began, "I heard he's after Zelkova!" Bo couldn't help but shudder at the thought of poor Zelkova being stalked by a pedophile like Silabus.

Eventually, Pi and Bordeaux stopped making out long enough to break up Atoli and Tabby's fight. Silabus also walked out of the closet, but teeth marks were evident on his face, arms, and legs. Bo let out a sigh of defeat and exclaimed, "I guess...I can join you!" Silabus gave him a hug (PEDOPHILE!) and shouted, "Yes! Now, we must get Haseo and Endrance to join us!"

'And make Haseo mine once and for all! Ha ha!' Bo thought with an evil smirk. Suddenly, Bo realized something else. "How come Piros the 3rd isn't here?" Bo asked. Silabus gave him a weird look and commented, "What do you mean?" After a few moments, Bo just shrugged his shoulders and replied, "It was nothing. Really..."