"My Favorite Things" - NCIS Version

(with apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein)

Pistols and handcuffs and badges and head slaps,

Jackets and jump suits and gloves and blue ball caps,

Pizzas all smothered with sausage and cheese,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Tony and Probie and Ziva and Ducky

Franks and Fornell and Abby so plucky,

Jimmy and Leon and Kate with her wings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

When the bad guys

Have to face Gibbs

With his steely glare

They give up and confess because it is useless;

And losing a case is rare.

Prisoners locked up for interrogation

Once they face Gibbs there is no salvation

Autopsy, bullpen, and Mass Spec that sings,

These are a few of my favorite things.