"My Favorite Things" - NCIS Version
(with apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein)
Pistols and handcuffs and badges and head slaps,
Jackets and jump suits and gloves and blue ball caps,
Pizzas all smothered with sausage and cheese,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Tony and Probie and Ziva and Ducky
Franks and Fornell and Abby so plucky,
Jimmy and Leon and Kate with her wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the bad guys
Have to face Gibbs
With his steely glare
They give up and confess because it is useless;
And losing a case is rare.
Prisoners locked up for interrogation
Once they face Gibbs there is no salvation
Autopsy, bullpen, and Mass Spec that sings,
These are a few of my favorite things.