OK! So, I got bored the other day, and I though of this. ENJOY!! i know its kinda rushed, but im trying to work on that!! *sweatdrop*

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto (c) I only own Ami. Thats it. STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT IT!!

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Hi! My names Ami, and I'm your average 18 year old girl, if you consider average to be blue hair that went down to past your knee's with blood red eyes and an English accent. I'm currently training to be a FBI special agent and have been taking martial arts sense I was 4. And I have a HUGE secret. I'm someone who stands out, whether it be wearing outfits that show WAY to much, or saying what i think is right. I also love the show Naruto, my favorite character is Sasori, I agree on his opinion on art, it lasts forever plus, he's pretty hot for an anime character! But my secret is that I have this gift.I have a demon inside me that allows me to control blood. Rini is the same way, although she can control lightning. We can talk to eachother through our minds, so its kinds handy durring tests. But only she and my parents know about the demon. I used to think that these abilities were USELESS, until I met him. then everything changed...

When I got home today day, no-one was home.

"Mum? Dad?"

No answer. I shrugged and dropped my stuff down by the door. I was home for once and my parents were probably working. Great.I got a bottle of water and sat down on the couch. I started flipping through the channels, trying to see what was on. Finally, I gave up and put it on a channel where they were playing Naruto. It was the one where Deidara and Sasori were going to capture Gaara.

I started playing with the strings on my top. I was wearing a black bikini top, my black leather short-Short's with my white belt, my black combat boots and my over sized black jacket with the white star on the left side. alot of black, I know, and it's one of my favorite outfits. Rini picked it out for me, we go shopping together alot and we pick out outfits for each other.

I got comfy and started to think of what would happen if I acctually met Deidara and Sasori. I wasnt even paying attention to the show anymore, i was to engrossed in my thoughts. A loud thunder clap brought me out of my trance, making me realize that it was pouring. I was about to close the window's when a lightning bolt came down and hit my television. I jumped back and hid behind the couch.

When I looked over, I saw that 2 people were now in my home with me. I couldn't really see their faces, but I could tell that they were of the male species. One was on the ground and the other was upside-down on my chair.

"Who the hell are you?" I asked, taking out my gun that I kept with me -although I don't see how I could, my shorts were tight as HELL.- and pointing it at them. They both looked up and I almost dropped my gun. Right in front of my face, was Deidara and Sasori. My eyes widened as I took in their cloaks and the mouths on Deidara's hands.

Bang, bang take a shot
Love me now, love me not
Fight, fight close the door
Show me that you want to score
Bang, bang take a shot
Love me now, love me not
Fight, fight yeah were hot
One more kiss you'll hit the spot

I jumped when my phone rang, and glared at it. I started walking over to it, still pointing the gun at the two characters. "You move, and I shoot." I said. Obviously, Deidara didn't believe me and stood up. I pulled the trigger and the bullet hit him in the leg. He fell down, clutching the new wound.

Tipsy turby spin me round
All the reason to get down
So much booze that I could drown
One more shot I'll take the crown

Girls, girls pull my hair
Kiss me here touch me there
Boys, boys just your lu-

"Hello?" I said into the phone, still pointing the gun.

"Hi Hun! I'm sorry that were not your home, your father surprised me by taking me to Vegas. We won't be home untill the end of the next month. But you have friends right? You can have them over, have a few parties, I left some money for food and clothes if you need it. We love you sweetie, now I have to go. Oh, and your father says that you can use the family spa anytime you want. And bring a few friends if you want!"

"OK Mum, I'll... I'll do that. Love you to. Give daddy my thanks and love. Bye." I said and hung up. I put both hands back on the gun. Then I remembered that they had weapons and could every easily hurt me.

"Throw all of your weapons on the floor, every kunai, shurakin, scroll and uh... piece of clay." I said. I saw Sasori reach for something in his cloak and I eyed him suspiciously, then I realized what he was doing.

"FUCK!!" I yelled as he took out a scroll, made a puppet appear and have it attack me. I dodged the sword it swung at me and ran over to my bags. I quickly unzipped it and took out the first weapon. A dagger. I threw it at the puppet's neck, cutting off its head. 'Rini, can you hurry up! I can't hold this guy off forever!' I thought as I jumped out of the way of another puppet. 'I'm coming as fast as I can Ami! Try using Chii, she can help you know!' Rini thought back. I didn't respond.

I had enough of running around from a puppet and just ran to the source. Sasori. I Put the gun to his temple and said "Stop the puppet, or you die." He could tell I wasn't joking and made the puppet disappear. I kept the gun in place and pointed to the floor, where they both promptly emptied their pouches of all kunai's, shurikans. scrolls, clay, knifes and other vaious objects.

The door slammed open and a girl about my age with brown curly hair with blonde highlights, stunning blue eyes wearing a pink dress with a yellow design stood there with a gun pointed to the nearest person, Deidara. I gave her a slight glare. But I could tell by her face that she was shocked to see Deidara and Sasori standing in my living room.

"Took ya long enough, Rini!" I said. she turned her head, snapping out of her trance, and glared at me. "Well sorry for not being the fastest person in the world, Ami!" she retorted in a sarcastic tone. I sighed and looked between Deidara and Sasori.

"Ok, we are going to lower our wepons, you are not to move and only tell us who you are and how the HELL you got here." I said, i already knew who they were, I just had to check. Rini nodded at me and we both put our guns down on the floor, showing them that we were serious.

"I'm Deidara, and that's Sasori-Danna. And we don't really know how we got here, un." Deidara said. Sasori didn't say anything, he just stared at us like he was trying to remember if he knew us from somewhere. I looked over at Rini and she nodded. 'I have no idea either. Why do you like him again?' she thought to me.

"You know why Rini! 'cause I agree with him on his concept of art!" I said out loud. Oops. Sasori looked at me weirdly then got a face that said he had an idea. "And what is your concept of art?" he asked me. I gulped.

"Well, I think that it lasts forever. Its not something that's quick, its something that is everlasting." I said and his eyes brightened. "Oh, really now? Does Chii agree with that?" he asked me. Me and Rini gasped.

"How the hell do you know about that?!" I yelled. He just smirked. Deidara looked confused and Rini and I were shocked and pissed. Ok, maybe only I was pissed.

He can't know about us, we should kill him Ami, you havent used me sence we were little, its about time I came out again.

No Chii, we can't. I remember the last time i let you out, you took control of my body and made me kill 2 innocent people. I thought to Chii, my demon. she seemed to back off but I could still hear her grumbling under her breath.

"I asked you a question! now answer it, damn it!" I said. When he didn't say anything, I picked up the gun that was by my foot and aimed at his head. "Tell me right now you son of a bitch or I swear that your going to wish you said nothing." his smirk disappeared.

"I read about the two demons who in which, one resides in a girl with blue hair and red eyes, and the other in a girl with brown hair and blue eyes. I take it your friend has Inabikari?" he said. Rini, who had picked up her gun, nodded.

"Why havent you tried to capture us like the other jackasses who try to find us?" she asked him. Sasori chuckled. "We had no intention to try and capture you, we don't even know where the hell we are."

We both lowered the guns. 'I..I don't think they are going to hurt us, Rini.'

'We can't be to sure Ami'

'But, they're freaking anime characters for Christs sake! I don't even know how to get them back into their world!!!'

'True... well, while they're here, we should get them some new clothes. I mean, if we can't get them back then we have to let them stay here, right?'

'True, they can stay here for now, my parents aren't going to home till the end of next month.'

'awesome! we can introduce them to everyone!'

And that was our conversation on how they were going to stay here.

"Ok, sense I have no idea how to get you back, your stuck here. Your going to be staying at my place, going by my rules, and doing whatever I say, got it?" I said to the two men. They looked over at each other, then looked back to me, nodding. "Ok, now, I need a shower. Rini, could you show them where everything is?" I said, turning to her. She shook her head 'no' and left. I stared at her retreating form. "Or, I'll show them where everything is, and THEN take a shower." I muttered under my breath.

"Come on." I said and walked down the hall to the stairs. I looked back to see if they were following, and I saw Deidara looking at me weirdly and he seemed deep in thought. "What the hell are you looking at, Deidara?" I asked him. "Wait, so we're going to stay with you? In the same house, un?" Me and Sasori stared at him like he was stupid. "Duh. Why, you haven't stayed in a house with a woman before?" I said. He shook his his head 'no'.

"Oh, lord. Well, there are a few simple rules. Don't come into the bathroom when i'm showering, don't come into my room unless I let you, and keep the toilet seat down." I told him. He nodded, a determined look on his. Determined to do what, I don't know. "Now, come ON, I can't have you wearing your uhm...uniform, around. People will think your freaks. Well, more than you already are." I said and walked down, grabbed both of their hands and pulled them upstairs.

"Deidara, if you continue to lick my hand, im going to throw you out a window. Stop." I said. Sure having mouths on your hands was pretty cool, but it was disgusting when that mouth was currently licking your hand. He had a small blush and mumbled a 'sorry'. I stopped by one of the many doors. "You can stay here." I said to Sasori and went two doors down and stopped, turning to Deidara. "And you can stay here. Don't break anything." I said.

The only two guest room we had were next to my room, so I was sure i could keep an eye on them. I pulled them across the hall. "Bathroom is here, the kitchen is downstairs, I need a shower. I'll be out in, iunno 20 minutes? Just, don't need me." I said. I let go of their hands and walked into the bathroom. I sighed and ran my hand through my hair. 'Rini, how could you just LEAVE me?!' I thought her. 'Sorry Ami, I have things to do. My parents are making clean my room, and you know how long that takes me.' I huffed.'Oh, fine! just get back here as soon as your done.' I could sense her smirking. 'Can do. sweetie.'

I turned on the shower and stripped down. I stood under the water and washed my hair and body. When I got out, I realized that I forgot my clothes. I looked around and found my bathing suit. 'oh well, I might as well go swimming.'I thought and put on the black strapless top and the black bottoms with white on the top. I walked out after I dried my hair and piled it ontop of my head. I grabbed a towel, sunscreen and my sunglasses and went outside.

When I got outside I saw both boys fighting eachother...shirtless. 'wow, they're even more hot in person...WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING?! THEY'RE FREAKING ANIME CHARACTERS!' I shook my head to rid myself of those thoughts. "Hey! You want anything?!" I yelled over to them setting down my stuff. They looked over to me and their eyes widened. "S-sure." Sasori said. I went inside and looked around for something that they might like. then I remembered the sake that I bought awhile ago. I took it out and the cups that I bought with it and walked outside.

I stepped back into the heat and set the sake and cups on the table. I looked around for Deidara and Sasori, and when I couldn't find them I started panicking. "Deidara! Sasori! Get over here now! This isn't fu- mmm!" I said, but my mouth was covered by Sasori. He picked me up and jumped into a tree. "Do you want to get us discovered? We sensed someone coming." He said, and uncovered my mouth. "Are you KIDDING me? There is no-one here that wants, or is strong enough, to hurt you!" I growled and jumped out of the tree.

I poured myself some sake and drank it in one gulp. ''This isn't strong enough to deal with these two idiots." I said. I was about to get up and get the vodka when Rini came bursting through the door, holding all the booze she could carry. "Ami! I heard your distress and came to the rescue!" she said with a accomplished tone. "Oh god Rini, please tell me you brought vodka!" I said as I ran over to her, grabbing the alcohol, inspecting it. "You know it!"

"Oh my god, I LOVE you. You are like GOD to me right now." I said as I took the vodka and drank it strait from the bottle. "I know." Rini said with a smirk. I turned around to tell Deidara and Sasori that they were welcome to drink anything, only to see Deidara passed out on the grass and Sasori lightly kicking his head. "What happened?" Rini asked. Sasori shrugged and walked over to us. "He saw you, then he just, passed out." he said. Rini blushed so hard, she looked like a tomato.

"Rini, call up everyone, We need to get a party started."

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Ok, so, tell me what you think, all of the outfits, hair and eyes are on my profile. If you decide to, you can give me some tips on how to...slow down my writing. I know I rush things, and like I said, I'm working on it! but please, tell me what you think

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