Frozenfang: Hello there, I'm your announcer Frozenfang. And welcome to Super Smash Bros: Warriors Edition. This is my first humor fanfic so cut me some slack.
Staticpelt: INTRODUCE US!
Frozenfang: Oh yeah. I'm here today with my announcer Icestorm and my items managerStaticpelt!
Icestorm: Sup
Staticpelt: GOT ANY BEEF JERKY?
Frozenfang: Anyway our first contestant today is… Brambleclaw!
Brambleclaw: Wha- where am I?!
Staticpelt: IN A BATTLE ARENA WHERE YOU WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH AN OPPONENT WHO IS OBVIOUSLY MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU!
Icestorm: In 5…4…3…
Brambleclaw: Wait a second! How do I win!
Frozenfang: By kicking your opponent's butts!
Icestorm: 2…1…Fiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Staticpelt: SEND IN PIKACHU!
Brambleclaw: ( laughs ) Hhahahahaha! He's a frickin mouse!
Staticpelt: WITH ELETRICALLY CHARGED CHEEKS!
Brambleclaw: I can take him. (Lunges forward)
Pikachu: Pika pika! (Launches a lightning bolt at Brambleclaw)
Brambleclaw: What the StarClan!? (Gets fried)
Staticpelt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHOCKING ISN'T IT BRAMBLEBUTT!?
Icestorm: Sorry Brambleclaw. You lose! Hhahahahaha! Err- I mean better luck next time.
Brambleclaw: (Fur smoking) what happens now
Frozenfang: Well…normally we would send you back but Staticpelt didn't get to blow anything up this round.
Staticpelt: EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS! (Eyes turn red) EXPLOSIONS! NOW!
Frozenfang: Go ahead. Brambleclaw doesn't mind.
Brambleclaw: Yes I do!
Frozenfang: Oh well. No plan is perfect.
Icestorm: Blow him up already!
Staticpelt: YAY! (Pulls the rocket trigger)
Brambleclaw: #$%#%%^T^5^!?!?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Icestorm: Bad kitty. You know we have a no cussing policy!
Frozenfang: Thanks for joining us. Bye! (Brambleclaw disappears magically).
Frozenfang: well thanks for reading please review and comment how I did.
Icestorm: Also tell him your ideas about who should suffer, I mean play next.
Staticpelt: WINDS OF CHANGE AND ROUGES REVENGE WILL BE UPDATED SOON!
Frozenfang: Once again, thanks for reading my first Humor fanfic! Bye.