A/N: Just for fun, no angst, just humor and love. Rated M because of language and adult themes. B/E, A/J & R/Em
Disclaimer: I own nothing. The characters all belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Prologue
When I was younger
I saw my daddy cry
And curse at the wind
He broke his own heart
And I watched
As he tried to reassemble it
And my momma swore that
She would never let herself forget
And that was the day I promised
I'd never sing of love
If it does not exist
And I've always lived like this
Keeping a comfortable, distance
And up until now
I had sworn to myself that I'm content
With loneliness
Because none of it was ever worth the risk, but
You are the only exception
The only exception – Paramore
Bella
Life is never what you think it will be. I, for instance, thought that I would fall in love, marry prince charming and live happily ever after. That was until my parents showed me how cruel love truly is. In fact, I don't believe such a thing as love even exists. Women are sluts and men are whores. The end.