'Why?' Makoto was thoroughly confused by the pained tone in her waifu's voice. 'What are you talking about darling?' Letting out a choked sob Carl pointed a shaking hand towards the monitor. "Oh god it's one of those self-insert oc hentai doujinis. When will these overconfident pricks learn? I mean 'I might fuck you as an apology'?! I oughta track down this dumb son of a bitch and smash his brains out! Especially for making my precious Little Carl cry!" Wrapping her arms around her beloved Makoto nuzzled her cheek into his own while petting his blonde head possessively. 'Don't worry my precious, it's nothing more than another idiot posting his ridiculous fantasies online.' 'Wait isn't that what the author is doing?' 'Yeah but the author doesn't write me extremely ooc just to pump up his own ego by imagining me begging for him to give me the D.' 'True.' After several minutes of continuous fawning, Carl was beginning to calm down when Makoto's face was split by a devilish grin. 'Hey Carl~' 'Yes?' 'You interrupted me in the middle of a report, so you're gonna help me finish it.' Sighing in resignation Carl prepared himself to begin "helping" his beloved dono. 'Very well, where do we begin?' 'I need you to spell…well just spell "you" for me, okay?' Carl was of course a little confused, but complied nonetheless, 'Y-o-u.' Chuckling to herself Makoto quickly said, 'You forgot the D' 'What? There's no "D" in "yo-' 'Not Yet ̴' Realization slammed into the young waifu instantly and he soon found himself slung over Makoto's shoulder, her hand digging her digits into his "cushion" in a vice grip. 'WAIT MAKOTO-DONO, YAMA-!' Before he could finish the beast had pinned her beauty to the mattress and was currently feasting upon his protests with an insatiable hunger. Ceasing his pointless struggle, the young boy relaxed and fell obediently limp as his dono continued her ministrations. Both lovers had a single thought course through their minds before passion took them completely, "Mine."
AN: Just me using my favorite pairing to complain about a subject matter I absolutely despise. Basically, I was a pervert and googled Carl x Makoto hentai and came across a horrid doujin about an oc titty-fucking Makoto and telling her he would "fuck her as an apology" XP. God, I can't stand bullshit like that. Sorry, R&R if you want. Am I alone in my hatred of these self-insert doujinis?