"Cartman, you asshole!"
Yup, today was just like any other day. The sun is bright, we are all freezing our asses off, Kyle's pms'ing because he didn't get fucked, and Butters is hiding in my jacket. Everything in life is perfect until...
"Shut up, you fucking jew! You and your jewness might give me a jew disease!"
Apparently, Kyle hasn't been fucked in quite a while considering he started a bitch fight with Cartman (the bitch of all bitches). Yes, Cartman is most definitely a bitch. He's Wendy's bitch.
"Die, you asshole!"
"You first, you jewbag!"
"Gaaaaaaaahhhh! STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
"Why not, you fucking jew?! You and your jew mum!"
"DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY MOTHER, YOU FATASS! AT LEAST MY MOM'S NOT A WHORE!"
Life is good even if Kyle is trying his damnedest to slice Cartman's practically non-existent balls off with a- When the hell did he get a spork and when the hell did Butter's hand get in my pants- Ahhhh, that's nice!
"Mom is not a whore, you fucking fag!"
"Asshole!"
"JEW!"
"FUCKING FATASS!"
"GINGER!"
"DUMBASS!"
"You fuckin' jewbag, are you obsessed with my ass or something?! You keep talking about it!"
Well, we find out something new every da-Ah, almost there. Just a little more, angel! It seems Kyle's obsession with Cartman's ass has been revealed. I wonder how they'd work... OMG, MY EYES! Someone burn them!
"Why the fuck would I be obsessed with your ass?! I wouldnt't fuck you if you were the last guy on earth!"
"Ha! You admit to being a fag!"
"Of course, dumbass! and shut!"
"There you go again talking about- Kenny... Dude.. what the fuck?"
I panted lightly leaning my head on Butter's shoulder kissing his neck softly and growled a little when Butters giggled and whispered with fake innocence, "Did Ken Ken have an accident?"
"Dude, did you just jizz in your pants?"
I smirked a little. Why, yes, yes I did. Thank you for noticing. "It seems so."
"Butters, get your hand out of there!"
Thanks a lot Kyle. I pouted when Butters quickly removed his hand then smiled wickedly as he licked his fingers.
"Butters!" He giggled and ran of. So the chase is on, love!