Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate.
Summary: Jack and Daniel fall in a hole.
Author's Note: I decided to try my hand at writing a story with nothing but dialogue. Well, here goes!
"Daniel?"
"Jack?"
"Where are we?"
"No clue."
"Some help you are."
"Can you see anything?"
"I see Winnie the Pooh waving to me from the end of a bright tunnel. Of course not, Daniel! Do you see anything?"
"No. That's a dumb question. It's pitch black."
"Great. Just great.
"Yup."
"Any ideas on how to get out of this hole?"
"Nope."
"Again, some help you are."
"Well, it's not my fault you decided to go down a road that was booby-trapped!"
"You're not hurt are you?"
"No. Are you?"
"A little sore, but I think I'm okay."
"Hey, I have an idea!"
"Oh really, and just what is this grand plan?"
"Crack open a couple of your glow sticks."
"All right."
"Well, that helps a little bit. I can see you now."
"Yay..."
"Any idea how deep this thing is?"
"Eh, about ten feet."
"How tall are you?"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Just how tall are you?"
"Why do you need to know?"
"Just forget it! If one of us stands on the other's shoulders, we should be able to reach the top. The one who gets up there first can help pull the other one up."
"Who goes up first?"
"Well, could you pull me up?"
"Yeah. I don't do PT for nothing."
"Okay, then come over here to the edge and stand on my shoulders."
"Wait. Here, tie this rope around you. It'll be easier to pull you up that way."
"Okay."
"Cinch it tight."
"Got it, Jack. Now come on."
"Be still!"
"I am!"
"Stop moving! I don't want to fall off!"
"Can you see anything?"
"Yeah, here we go. I'm pulling myself over."
"Ouch, that was my head you just kicked!"
"Sorry. You shouldn't have moved around so much! So, are you ready?"
"As ready as I'll ever be."
"Okay. Three... Two... One..."
"Careful now!"
"Geez, you're heavy."
"Alright. Glad that's over."
"Let's just head back to the gate."
"Good idea. I'm ready to get back home."
"Me too. Say, Daniel?"
"Huh?"
"Let's, uh, leave that little bit out of the mission reports, okay?"
"Fine by me."