AN: Hey guys! So this is basically a collection of various Batman universe characters' thoughts on fanfics, movies, TV, anything that stars them!
And we might get a cameo every now and then, such as the next chapter *wink wink*
Occasionally, they might also share their thoughts on other stuff. Such as Batman and Superman reviewing the Batman v Superman trailer or something like that.
Happy reading!
Batman
Apparently Dinah wants all of us on the League to share our thoughts on these... 'fanfics'. *growl*
Fine. Let's get this done and over with.
So, first of all, I want to address all these 'pairings'. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! Why am I paired up with Superman so much?! I don't even like Kent that much as a friend! And seriously, having us get pregnant?! As Dick would say, that's messed up. I do not participate in this 'slash' stuff. I'm straight. Can you not see the multitudes of WOMEN that I've been linked with?!
And no, I do not gush over Diana. She's simply a colleague. *says it reluctantly* Although, if I'm to be paired up with people, she's one I wouldn't mind.
Also, I'm not all cold. I'm also not mushy inside. I don't pine after Diana, or Talia, or anyone else. I can... care... for people. But my heart doesn't melt for them.
And also, I'm not this lovable father figure. I love my sons. I care for them. But I am not some cuddly toy that they come to to hug or whatever. I'm Batman...
*growls angrily*... did I just see a Batman x Joker?... You people all belong in Arkham.
AN: I hope you liked that. And yes, Batman will be back many more times. This is just his initial thoughts.
So what did ya think? Like or dislike? Share your thoughts in a PM or review. Follow and favourite.
By the way, if you're a fan of RWBY, please go check out that other fic, Hunters of the Hunters.
I'll see you again - this side or the other.