Welcome people and others, how are you this fine day? Yeah, I'm in a pretty poopy mood too ;3

title: YouTube Geeks
rated: T (For profanity, biatch.)
pairings: Sasuke &+ Sakura (SasuSaku)
disclaimer: Psh. Yeah. If I owned Naruto, would I really be writing Fanfictions about them? No. I'd be rolling around in money.
inspiration: My best friend being like, totally in love with a guy on YouTube. ;D This is for you dear(:
notes oo: and we all fall down!
notes o1: ROFL, when I typed "SasuSaku" the spell check brought up "Sausages" that just made my day.

summary: "I swear Forehead, he's a sex god! He's the walking sex, forserious." "So, you've done it with him, Pig?" "Well…no…" "Oh, so he's a penis in a vagina with legs?" Because there's absolutely, positively, nothing better than being mad.

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Prenons un moment pour rêver

let's take a moment to daydream

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"Too define is to limit"

-Oscar Wilde-

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Tossing and turning around in her bed, a girl the age of 17, with shocking light pink hair, and vibrant green eyes, peeked out from underneath her Hello Kitty comforter.

Tossing the blanket off of her, Sakura glared at her alarm clock,

"Two friggin' thirty in the GOD DAMN MORNING? What the fuck is that pig doing?"

Sakura got up and marched down to Ino's room, only to hear the offending noises of snorts of laughter and squeals of, which Sakura assumed was joy, get louder and louder.

"Somebody's going to have to die" Sakura thought irritably as she prepared to strangle Ino.

Sakura was angry.

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lalala

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Ino was happy.

Not only because of how funny the blonde man in the video she was watching was, (he was rather hilarious, if not dumb), but also because of the other darker haired man that often made appearances in the videos.

Why? Simply because he was -ly hot. That's like. As hot as you can get, right? Well in her opinion he was just that. And she planned to make use of his prettiness.

She would marry him and then they would have many, many adorable little babies, because obviously, her beautifulness and his hotness would equal adorable babies, right? Then they would make everyone jealous of their beautiful family, and live happily ever after. The end.

Ino sighed at the thought, the plan was absolutely perfect.

BAM!

Startled, Ino looked up from her laptop screen to see a very, very angry Sakura, standing in the spot of which her door used to be.

"Did you…did you just seriously rip my door, off of its hinges, again?" Ino asked, completely and utterly baffled, she had just bought that door! Ugh.

"BITCH PLEASE! Do you know what time it is?" Sakura hissed back

Taking a quick look at the time, (What? She didn't want Sakura to kill her when she wasn't looking), she noticed it was rather late…or early…or whatever the fudge muffins time it was!

"…Two thirty four?"

"AM or PM?"

"…AM…"

"Precisely, now what does me being up so flipping early in the morning, standing in your room, clearly angry, tell you?" Sakura said glaring with all the fierceness her 5'1 body possessed.

"…That you need to stop drinking a big cup of milk before bed?" Ino said, slowly moving her lap top out of the way, not sure weather Sakura would just flip her off and go back to bed, or explode and attempt to murder her.

Sakura chose the latter.

"YOU CRAZY BITCH! WHAT THE FREAKING HELL ARE YOU DOING UP SO EARLY IN THE FUCKING MORNING? SCREWING WITH MY SLEEP! THAT'S WHAT, YOU WHORE!" Sakura screamed as she tackled Ino and attempted to wring her neck out.

"LET GO OF ME YOU BITCH! OHMYGOD, STOP BITING ON MY ARM OW, OW, OW, SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!" Ino all but screeched, before kicking Sakura to the floor.

"RABIES, OH MY GOD, YOU GAVE ME YOUR RABIES, YOU BITCH!" Ino screamed while grabbing her arm and attempting to suck the 'rabies' out.

"Shut up stupid, I don't have rabies. Tell me what you were doing that was so important that you just had to do it at two thirty?" Sakura said bitterly, while rubbing her stomach, which was sure to form a bruise later.

"Just watching my future husband on the computer, that's all. And it's two thirty five now." Smirking, Ino said.

"…I'm going to kill you" Sakura glared, readying to attack Ino all over again.

"Wait! No! Look it bitch! You'll spazz out when you see him too. You'll totally understand why I'm watching these so late…But don't fall for him. He's mine." Quickly Ino grabbed her computer to show Sakura what was on the screen, she couldn't risk getting rabies. Her unsuspecting-future-husband wouldn't like her if she had rabies.

Sighing, Sakura went over and sat by Ino to see what was so great about this boy that was making Ino, whom hated not getting enough rest, lose her precious "beauty sleep".

Fast forwarding to the part with him in it, Ino paused to tell Sakura something of the utmost importance.

"Okay so, number one, don't pass out when you see him. I'm not going to drive you to the hospital. And number two, don't you dare fall for him, 'cause he's mine biatch."

"Fine, fine you psycho. Just show me the freaking video. And how many times have you said that now? I'm not going to fall for him." Sakura while glaring at Ino.

"Well, okay then pushy. Someone obviously doesn't know how to slow down and smell the roses" Clicking the play button, Ino did all she could not to squeal when he appeared on the screen.

She failed. Horribly.

"OHMYGOD SAKURA LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO FREAKING PERFECT HOLY CRAP I'M GUNNA HAVE HIS BABIES"

"INO, stop fangirling in my ear, damn you! I'm going to go deaf!" Sakura growled before slapping Ino in the back of the head

"Ouch! That hurt Forehead! I'm a delicate flower, you whore! You can't just hit a flower Sakura! THAT'S LIKE. BEING A MURDERER! ONLY ITS PLANTS, NOT PEOPLE!"

"What'd I say about screeching in my ear you freaking hyena?"

"...Well technically you said 'fangirling' in your ear the first time. You didn't mention screeching."

"Shut up bitch."

"…No." Ino said with a huge smile "Now, tell me, what do you think about him?

"He's pretty. But nothing to lose sleep over. Can I go back to bed now?" Sakura said while exaggerating a yawn to prove her point.

"Are you kidding me? He's perfect!" Ino screamed, totally and completely bewildered. Couldn't Sakura see his amazing-fullness?

"Uhm, no, I'm not kidding you." Sakura said whilst cocking an eyebrow at her perfectly insane best friend.

"…I swear Forehead; he's like a sex god! He's the walking sex, forserious."

"So, you've done it with him, Pig?"

"Well…no…"

"Oh, so he's a penis in a vagina with legs?"

"…Shut up. HE AND I WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!"

"Yeah, sure, okay, whatever Pig. I'm going to bed." Standing to leave, Sakura slammed Ino's lap top shut, and set it on her desk. "If you wake me up again, I swear I'll murder you in your sleep Pig"

"…Well. You're dumb. SO HA!" Ino screamed at Sakuras retreating back.

"Whatever Pig."

"Oh, and by the way, pack your bags. I bought tickets; we're flying to California to meet them in two days." Ino said lightly, while examining her nails, as if she hadn't just totally said something she knew her best friend would kill her for.

"That's what you get for biting me, bitch." Ino smirked.

That, stopped Sakura in her tracks, turning around slowly she looked at Ino, bewilderment apparent in her eyes,

"YOU DID WHAT?"

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"Smile! It's only life."

-Unknown-

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paragraphs; 87

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Sorry it's so short, this is just the prologue type thing.

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