Hi! Um, my friend wrote this PJO songfic and wanted me to post it. Its were Rachel and Percy are dating. It's a one shot, and I hope u like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne. I also want to mention that Shay Grace is an OC
Annabeth's POV
Hey, hey, you, you,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way,
Think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend!
Percy "the Idiot" Jackson just doesn't get it. Rachel Elizabeth-wow, her name is long-Dare is such a snob. I wish that being the Oracle prevented her from dating. Ugh. Wouldn't THAT make my life a thousand times easier. Didn't Percy get the GIANT hint when I *ahem* freaking KISSED him on Mt. St. Helens! I want to be his girlfriend. No, I should be his girlfriend.
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do
To make you alright?
Ugh, I can hear they're at it AGAIN. This is the third time I've heard them fighting. Rachel sooooo doesn't deserve Percy. I'M the one who always thinks about him. I'M the one that comforts him after a fight! But, thanks to my *ahem* outstanding Athena brain ( I love you mom), I have a plan. Percy and Rachel are going to a karaoke place tonight. Hmmmm…..
So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear,
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear!
I don't wanna hear you say her name
Ever again!
'Cause she's like,
So whatever
You could do so much better,
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's
Talkin' 'bout
I walked into the karaoke place and entered my name on a little ticket. I saw multiple demi-gods there: Travis and Katie, Shay and Nico, and then there was Percy and Rachel. She's so…whatever.
"And now, Annabeth Chase singing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne!" the announcer guy, well, announced. Percy's surprised eyes and Rachel's angry eyes wait, no, slits met mine. I stepped onto the stage and sang my little heart out:
Hey,hey,you,you
I don't like your girlfriend,
No way, now way,
Think you need a new one,
Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend!"
That weekend, Rachel Elizabeth Dare got dumped.
That same weekend, I got a boyfriend. And his name, is Percy Jackson.