I'm going to be honest with you guys, I have no idea how to start this off.. I mean who would? You might want to grab a snack and get comfy, this is one hella story. I'm going spare you all the minor details and cut to the chase. I'm Sakura Haruno, seventeen years old and I'm in my last year of high school. I happen to own a blog that's super popular amongst all these lovesick youngsters at Kohona High. I may or may not do one hell of a job helping people get the girl/guy of their dreams while staying anonymous under the name Blossom.. Shhh, you're the only people who knows my real identity! Well that's what I thought anyways. Let's fast forward to October, ya know where the juicy stuff begins. It was Friday afternoon about a whole month into this newspaper club gig. I would've actually enjoyed it if I was allowed to say what I wanted in my articles. But when you're working with a school club you're a bit more restricted with what you say. Cleary my school doesn't know a damn thing about freedom of press.
I was sitting behind my desk when Sasuke came up to me and said, "I know you're blossom."
"What." I look up at him.
"It's so obvious." He said shrugging his shoulders.
How in the hell did he of all people know my alias? I didn't respond back to him, so he thought it was completely fine to continue speaking to me.
"I mean only an idiot wouldn't know that Sakura is a flowering on a Cherry Blossom tree. It didn't take much to put two and two together."
Guess the whole school are a bunch of idiots.
"So, what, you're going to tell the whole school my identity? It's not like I'm hated or anything, it'll just make me more popular."
It's true, if people were to find out that I was behind THE blossom blog, THE blog that was the go to blog if you wanted the guy or girl of your dreams, they would worship me and kiss my feet if I stuck them out. Can't you just hear the cheers in the background already. I've been practicing my princess wave for that moment. I'm just not ready for that kind of attention.
"No, I don't really care. I just want you to...help me." He ran his hands through his dark blue hair.
Did I mention he has amazing fucking hair?
"Help you with what."
"Help me...get matched up with the person I really like." He said in a whisper.
I rolled my eyes so fucking hard I can't believe they didn't get stuck behind my head. Of course that's what he wanted. I was secretly hoping he'd just ask for my homework.
"And If I don't." I said in a challenging tone.
Like I'd ever help this stalker
"Nothing. I won't force you to help." He tugged at the end of his hoodie
This kid was nervous. I don't know if it was the constant tugging at the end of his hoodie or the fact that he refused to make eye contact with me.
"But I can't guarantee that people won't find out who you really are."
Is this asshole blackmailing me? I can't tell if he's bluffing or not, I can't see his face because of his long stupid ass bangs. Somebody needs to tell this kid to get a haircut.
"I'm not emo you know."
Its like this dude is reading my mind. One word, Creepy.
"I never said that."
"You thought it." He argued.
"Says who?"
"Are we really going to play this game?"
I wouldn't mind playing this game.
"You're so childish." He said quickly
Says the one blackmailing me.
"I help you, just text me later tonight ok?" I said looking down at the article I was writing.
"I don't have your number."
"Check my blog."
"Or you could just give it to me."
"Or you can check my blog."
The nerve of this damn kid.
"Nah, I'd rather you tell me." He said winking at me.
Fucking gross, did this weirdo stalker boy just try to wink at me? Huge ass air quotes on the try, it looked more like his eye having a seizure.
"Winking won't get you anywhere, check my damn blog or you'll have to get that love of your life on your own."
"Bitch."
Did this dude just call me a bitch? I'm pretty sure he called me a bitch! Jokes on him though, I already know I'm a bitch. A huge one at that, one of my favorite qualities about myself.
You've Got Mail
It's twelve-thirty in the morning and someone decided to send me an email? What idiot is up at the godly hour?
Tmail
From: saucegay1
To: blossombee2
Date: October 3 at 12:30am
Subject: I don't know if I should be sending this.
Hey, I know it's late and I've been contemplating for the last few hours on whether or not I should seek your help or if I should even send this email.. I've never told anyone what I'm about to tell you… -Sasuke
Overthinking is one hell of a drug.
Tmail
From: blossombee2
To: saucegay1
Date: October 3 at 12:35am
Subject:Re: I don't know if I should be sending this
Hey, just tell me who you want me to set up you up with and I'll wave my magical wand and make your dreams come true, you're on a time limit though. It's early as fuck in the morning dude. -Blossom
This match making is gonna be so easy, no big deal.
Tmail
From: saucegay1
To: blossombee2
Date: October 3 at 12:45am
Subject:Re: I don't know if I should be sending this
I have one problem…..
I mean how bad could this problem be?
Tmail
From: blossombee2
To: saucegay1
Date: October 3 at 12:48am
Subject:Re: I don't know if I should be sending this
And what's that? -Blossom
I mean, it can't be bad right?
Tmail
From: saucegay1
To: blossombee2
Date: October 3 at 1:00am
Subject: Here goes nothing
Sakura, I'm gay…. -Sasuke
Tmail
From: blossomebee2
To: saucegay1
Date: October 3 at 1:05am
Subject:Re: Here goes nothing
Yeah sasuke, your email totally doesn't screaming "IM GAY" in the slightest. ;)) -Blossom
Tmail
From: saucegay1
To: blossombee2
Date: October 3 at 1:10am
Subject:Re: Here goes nothing
That's not all….. -Sasuke
What else could he possible have to tell me?
Tmail
From: blossombee2
To: saucegay1
Date: October 3 at 1:15am
Subject:Re: Here goes nothing
Go on….. -Blossom
Tmail
From: saucegay1
To: blossombee2
Date: October 3 at 1:25am
Subject:uRe: Here goes nothing
I'm in love….. -Sasuke
Tmail
From: blossombee2
To: saucegay1
Date: October 3 at 1:27am
Sasuke please get to the damn point. -Blossom
Tmail
Hey From: saucegay1
To: blossombee2
Date: October 3 at 1:45am
I'm in love with Naruto….. the hokage's son. -Sasuke
You guys remember when I said that this match making would be easy and no big deal. Well can we just forget I ever said that. THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE EASY AND IT IS DEFINITELY A BIG DEAL.
Hey everyone, thanks for reading my first fanfic in a long time. The title might change over the course of the story, I still haven't decided yet. I also haven't decided if this going to be a short fic or a long fic. I also want to say that my inspiration sprung from Simon Vs the Homo sapiens agenda. I currently started reading the book and I fell in love already. I'm actually planning on seeing the movie this weekend! The whole blog idea came to me when I was watching an old episode of dog with a blog with my little sister haha! Please leave criticism and ideas for the story in the review section. I haven't written in so long I don't mind your honest opinions to make the story it's best. Also spring break is coming up soon I'm so excited! Happy Tuesday. And if my story doesn't upload for the public by today then happy Wednesday! Xoxo