Persistence

"Fuck, wank, ass, bugger, shit!" Kyo cursed loudly, slamming his hands the desk.

"What's wrong?" Came Yuki's drawled reply from the armchair in the corner.

"My computer just froze." Kyo glared at the screen.

"How annoying for you." Yuki stood up and started toward the kitchen.

"Hey! Where are you going? Aren't you going to fix it for me?"

"Nope."

"Why the fuck not?! You know I'm hopeless when it comes to computers."

"That's what makes it funny." Yuki grinned over his shoulder and disappeared around the corner.

"Stupid Rat…" Kyo muttered and sulked on his chair, curling up and ready to pounce when Yuki came back.

"I heard that Kyo."

Kyo snickered and waited for the rat to come round the corner, but he was pulled up short when Yuki reappeared. "Why didn't you get me some milk?"

Yuki rolled his eyes. "Because you can get it for yourself, you lazy cat."

"Pleeeeeeease?" Kyo turned on his kitty eyes.

Yuki ignored them. "No."

"Well you're no fun." Kyo pouted and sulked.

"Never said I was."

After ten minutes of Yuki ignoring him, Kyo was sick of not getting any attention.

"I'm bored, Yuki."

"–––"

He tried again: "Yuki."

"–––"

"Yuki!" Kyo screamed.

Yuki jumped in his armchair and glowered at the pleading kitten. "UN-bore yourself then!"

"'Unbore' isn't a word." Kyo giggled

Yuki glared. "I don't care, Kyo, just leave me alone."

"Hmpf." Kyo turned his back on the rat and started to plot.

-5 min later-

"Kyo, what are you doing?" Yuki started as he felt something rough against his ankles.

"You'll find out." Kyo purred huskily.

"Kyo I'm really not in the mood."

"I don't care: you'll learn not to ignore me." Kyo muttered as he took Yuki's book off him.

"Kyo! I was reading that! What are you doing?!" Yuki continued to rant even though his voice was muffled because Kyo had flipped him over and he was now kneeling on the floor with his face smashed into the back crease of the chair. He felt his hands being tied behind his back and wriggled violently, trying to stop the annoying cat. He yelped when his skin was pinched by the rope.

Kyo laughed at his lover. "Stop wriggling and it won't hurt. You brought this on yourself you know Yuki: you told me to 'unbore' myself – and that's what I'm doing." He grinned evilly, flipped Yuki onto the floor on his back and stood over him on all fours.

"Kyo..." Yuki growled as he glared up into Kyo's eyes

Kyo feigned innocence. "Yes?"

Yuki sighed and surrendered, relaxing as much as he could with his hands under him, knowing he was defeated. "Fine. Do what you like."

Kyo's grin spread and he leaned down to teach the rat exactly what would happen if he ever tried to ignore him again.