Akatsuki MLIA
Today, my arm was sucked into a parallel dimension and was ripped off. The sad thing is it's happened before. MLIA
The other day, I ate a fish. It was salty. MLIA
Yesterday, my little brother tried to kill me. He failed. The only problems is that I want him to kill me I was trying to let him win but obviously doesn't hate me enough to pull it off because he was trying… I am depressed. MLIA
The past three years I've been trying to take over the world by killing people and ripping monsters out of their souls. It's taking too long so I'm going to try the Barnie and Clown approach and scare children into obeying me with false love and terrifying outfits. MLIA
When it rains I melt. Up until today I never understood why people call me a wicked witch. MLIA
I Googled "Sasori's favorite food". Some retard said it was peach cobbler. I am a puppet and cannot eat. MLIA
On Halloween I got a lot off "Your costume is awesome" and "You look cool" because I was in fighting form. The looks on their faces when I dismembered myself in front of them was priceless. MLIA
I took out the trash. Tobi is a good boy. MLIA
I was playing poker yesterday and Lady Gaga's Poker Face came on. I won. MLIA
Today my doctor diagnosed me with a bipolar disorder. I corrected him saying I just had a split personality. MLIA
I tryed to control- (everyone else) YOUR NOT IN THE GROUP ANYMORE! (sniff sniff) For some reason when I hear the song One Little Slip my life comes to mind. MLIA
1. Deidara
2. Kisame
3. Itachi
4. Pein
5. Konan
6. Sasori
7. Hidan
8. Tobi
9. Kakuzu
10. Zetsu
11. Orochimaru
These numbers are for those of you who COULDN'T figure it out.