(A/N)

After reading a story, I decided to make this crappy oneshot. Like Crappish, the famous writer for the Maple Story category, I would have put in the genre Crap if there is a genre like that.

Summary: What would you do if you meet the Alpha Werewolf King? Adventure Quest readers be sure to review and say what you think of this!

What would you do if you meet the Werewolf King?

Plan A: Fight

Werewolf King: You! The adventurer who wields the famous Guardian Blade! Anyone who comes under my sight must either fight to get through me or accept my invitation of joining our Werewolf Clan!

You: Freakin' no. Prepare for battle, dogface!

Werewolf King: (leaps forward and strangle you)

You: (choke) you.. (choke)… sure… (choke)… are fa... (choke)

Werewolf King: Thanks. (smashes you into the garbage dump.)

You: (slashes the Werewolf King twenty times.) Why haven't you died yet? I normally slash only ten times at monsters and they die immediately! Including Alpha Werewolves and normal ones!

Werewolf King: Did I forget to mention I have 5000 HP?

You: (gulps) no you didn't.

Plan B: Tear off his fur one by one

Werewolf King: You! Do you want to join the Werewolf Clan or do you want to fight me to pass through?

You: Freakin' Dogface come near if you dare!

Werewolf King: (leaps forward, drooling)

You: Say goodbye to your fur!! (tears off fur)

Werewolf King: Noooo!

You: Hah! Prepare to die!

Werewolf King: Nooooo!!! (giggles) That tickles!

You: Tickles? Do you even lose HP?

Werewolf King: (giggles) nooooooo…. I don't lose any (giggles)… HP… (giggles)

You: Whaaaa?!

Werewolf King: (bites off your hand)

You: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Plan C: Accept the invitation

Werewolf King: You! Accept the invitation to join our clan of Werewolves or fight to get pass me?

You: Of course I'll accept the invitation to great power!

Werewolf King: Smart choice!

Plan D: Throw fire and run like a freak!

Werewolf King: You! Accept the…

You: Freakin' no! (retreats)

Werewolf King: What a noob…. Noobs don't join our clan of Werewolves! (huffs and goes back into Werewolf Lair)

(A/N) So remember, when you encounter the Werewolf King, you either accept to join his invitation of joining his Werewolf clan or run away! If not you'll be meeting Death!