All characters except Josh are works of Hasbro. By the way my character is loosely based off of Cr1tikal so expect some swears and crude humor.

So, I was just lazing around the house, nothing better to do. I looked at my watch and it was 10 p.m. Might as well hit the hay early. I jumped into bed, not even bothering to brush my teeth, because who gives a shit.

It was 6 a.m. when I woke up, and immediately heard voices coming from outside my room. I instantly thought it was just a dream and I'm just half-awake in this situation, but more noises aroused my suspicions. I lazily got out bed and cautiously crept toward my door. There was nothing in the hallway but then the noises were coming from the basement.

I slowly walked towards the basement and the minute I turned on the lights, the most fucked up shit happened…

Anyway the time is now 8:25 a.m. and look whom I found stalking in my basement. Why the fuck were there six girls in the house, and they looked just as confused as I am. I mean look at them, you would not believe this.

One girl had purple hair with streaks in it, she was wearing a collared shirt and a plaid skirt. She looked like a fucking school girl. The second one was a blonde, I think. She was wearing a buttoned flannel shirt with jeans and cowboy boots, and she's even wearing a cowboy hat, I have fucking Jessie form Toy's Story 2 standing in my house. The third one also had purple hair, but it had a more neatly style to it. She was wearing a white dress with dark purple stripes on the top and light purple shading on the bottom. Honestly, she reminds me of one of those women from the E! network channel. The fourth one had dark pink puffy hair and she wearing short, jean shorts with a light pink T shirt that has cupcakes splattered all over it. She Looked hyper as fuck, I mean look at her face, that is the kind of face you'd see on clowns in a carnival. The fifth one had light pink hair and she had a very timid look on her face. She was wearing a light yellow dress. The last one had… holy shark nipples this girl has fuckin rainbow hair. I bet if you brush it skittles would fall out. Or a fuckin leprechaun. She was wearing a hoodie with a zipper on it, beneath that hoodie was a black shirt with a thundercloud producing a rainbow lightning bolt. She also had jeans on. I assume she was the lesbian of the group.

Seems plausible.

"So why are you girls lurking around in my basement at night?" I asked them in a monotonous tone.

The "school girl" volunteered to speak. " W-well… you see…uh…we are from…well…how do you put it? From another dimension and I was expir-".

I stopped her right there.

"Don't fuckin lay this terrible bullshit on me, tell me why you guys were in my basement!" I interjected.

That's right I'm going to lay down the law on their asses if they don't start explaining.

The girls had looks of consternation etched on their faces.

"Bull-shit?" one of them quietly said.

"Look, you may not believe me on this but it's true, we're from a place called Equestria."

What the fuck? Did she just Equestria? Wh-what is that? Some kind of for horses. I know that equestrian means horse but…what. The. Fuck. There's only one possible explanation for all of this;

These bitches were crazy. Enough said.

"I know you're very skeptical on this but if you give us a chance to prove it then could not…get us locked up?" I decided I might as well play along.

"Fine you get one chance." I said still obviously skeptical.

"Thank you" The girl replied.

"Alright so how are you going to pull this one off Twilight? Can you still use your magic?" The Cowgirl whispered to her.

"I don't know, but I'll give it a shot." She replied. It now looks as though she were concentrating on something. I was watching her facial expression and it looked as though as if she was trying to take a shit standing up. I can honestly say that she was concentrating harder than a Chinese monk.

I was about to ask her what she was doing but my question was halted when objects were starting to float around her. They levitated for a couple seconds then fell to the ground.

I stand corrected, she's not a school girl, she's a school girl who goes to fuckin Hogwarts.

I was just flabbergasted at the moment, but didn't know it since I don't show emotion on my face. I'm getting a weird vibe from these girls.

"There, is that proof enough for you?" She said with a smile on face.

The fuckin shit just happened so yeah I'll just go with it.

"Alright Sabrina the Teenage Witch I believe you, by the way what are your names?" I asked the girls.

"Oh, well my name is Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends: Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, FlutterShy, and Rainbow Dash." She Replied.

I took a few seconds to take in those names. Um… what the fuck?

"So…uh…what's your name?" she asked me.

"Josh."

"Huh… well…nice to meet you Josh, and uh…I also want to apologize for making you go through ordeal."

"It's…fine, I guess…so uh, how did you girls end up here?"

"Well, like I said before, I was experimenting with a very complex spell and my equation must've been off a little and when I tried to test it, it created a large inter-dimensional portal and…well you know the rest."

Her story seems plausible.

"Alright well guess it's already morning so who want's breakfast?"

"Oh! Oh! I do! How about we make PANCAKES! Oh! Let's make pancakes, with sugar and chocolate and blueberries and sprinkles and syrup and…"

"ALRIGHT WE'RE HAVING PANCAKES."