Ash looked out at the night sky with a cigarette hanging out of his was thinking about how well his past few years had had been offered to be a Pokemon Master but declined and went to pokecollege instead to study anatomy. Not only did he graduate with honours but he also fell in love with a girl who he adored, Misty.
Misty and Ash had met some years before but were very immature and were not in love, however in college they met again and slowly fell in love. Pikachu had always stayed with them and even though he was very old and on his last legs he still cheered Misty up when Togepi passed away.
Misty and Ash were now on their honeymoon in being an insomniac was wide awake stargazing and smoking at 3am whilst Misty, was fast asleep after enjoying a romantic play with Ash.
Ash was on his was to the kitchen to drink some vodka when he heard a piercing screech and glass breaking.