The Following Trailer is Rated NM For NOMERCY!
From the serial killer that has been interning people in his literary death camp since 1996, comes the latest installment in the hit series, that actually gives its long-suffering fans a few glimmers of hope… Before dumping them right back into the same slough of blood, death, and rape that this show is built on.
Game Of Thrones: Seasons 6&7
Millions of Thronies lost their shit as Jon Snow got Red Weddinged at the end of season 5.
Now, after almost a year of prayers, mourning, and contemplations of suicide, watch Thronies lose their shit all over again as George Martin scrounges up the last vestiges of humanity in his soul to resurrect his beloved bastard, in one of the few moments of Game Of Thrones that elicited a genuine positive emotion from fans.
Then revel in the long-awaited death of the most hated fictional character in living memory, as that bastard King Joffrey dies the slow, painful death that people have been begging heaven for since season 1, in a truly beautiful scene that, for a brief moment, will restore your faith in humanity, before remembering that this is Game Of Thrones, and no such thing exists.
Roar in rage as Joffrey is immediately replaced by another arrogant little shit that exists for the soul purpose of generating hate in the hearts and minds of mankind, then cheer once asshat#2 is thrown to the dogs (literally) without having to wait another five F-ing seasons.
So sit back, enjoy the high point of the Game Of Thrones show, and try to forget the avalanche of shit that is coming down the pike in Season 8, because remember, "Shit Is Coming."
Starring:
THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU GOD! -Jon Snow
Little Hitler- Joffrey
The Walking Dragon- Viserion
The War Of The Roses- Sansa Stark and Ramsay Bolton
Isaac Chroner- Arya Stark
Bastards Bite The Dust!
Wow, there were at least three whole moments in these seasons that actually made people happy, Martin must be losing his touch… wait, Daenerys is expected to die in season 8? Nevermind, the F-you train is back in business!