Hey readers this is my first story and I hope that you all enjoy

WARNING:This chappie will be short as i designed it to be a teaser.

My name is Wyatt English and I have don't have emotions.

I know everything there is to know about the Greek world...Including the demi-gods.

our dear friend LINE BREAK died after jumping off his toilet.

I remember taking my drivers test and hearing something that sounded like a cat being strangled by a skunk with being but raped.

I woke up here leaning on a tree with an arrow pointed straight at me.

My reaction was obvious… I sat there and asked why a chick with silver eye was trying to kill me.

(real time)

Artemis's glare was murderous and i wondered why i wasn't already dead. "If looks could kill i would be talking to my sister" "I'm sorry but… WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" a girl behind artemis said. I figured it was Pheobe judging from her stature and anger. "Now, now Pheobe i understand I am talking to Artemis but why are you all pissed at me?" I questioned.

They all stared at me as if I had told them who my mother was.

I noticed that Artemis had quickly recovered from her shock and narrowed her eyes. I realized all too late what she was going to do.

"FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK" I screamed as she fired her bow.

4 seconds later i realized i was still alive. I looked up to see a large figure with large black wings and 2 swords.

"Oh thank god percy" I sighed. Like last time everyone stared at me until Percy spoke up. "Chaos sent me, young Wyatt here is a son of Odyne (Goddess of pain) and that she wishes that he lives" Artemis just stared at percy before running up and hugging percy."Oh gods it has been so long since i have seen you, I thought you had died" "well technically i did but chaos brought me back to serve her until i was ready" "Yes yes this is all very touching but are you going to take me to chaos or camp?" I could tell they were all starting to hate me more and more… I grinned hoping for what they planned. "Well I'd better take this kid back to camp" "Before he throws a tantrum" whispered to Artemis bt of course being a son of Odyne let me hear what they said as it had some bad intentions. "You're an asshole" i muttered.

LINE BREAK loves you all

After finally reaching camp borders percy took off."Eh whatever" I walked through camp looking for the big house sure enough as soon as i crossed the borders i saw the big 2 story house.

As i crossed to the big house i saw a big burly girl walk up to me with a slight swagger. "Clarisse" i guessed.

"Hey punk who are, you think you can just walk in here and…"

"and what girly i just am wanting to talk to chiron so dont make me do stuff you will regret"

As soon as i finished talking she rushed me and tried to knock me out. i quickly sidestepped and backed up before raising my hand and curtly saying in front of all the campers and chiron "You have forced my hand"

Clarisse fell to the ground screaming and pulling at her hair and with one final screech she blacked out.

So what did you guys think? pm for ideas and dont forget to review.