A Final Fantasy 7 Halloween!!!!!
This is a funny fic about Final Fantasy 7 at Halloween!
(There was a big party going on in Cloud's apartment on Halloween)
(Red XIII was creeping up on Cloud…..)
Red XIII: BOOgenhagen!
Cloud: YAA! (spills punch on his pants) Damn you, Red……
Barret: MMM……..I like this beer….hmm……..Halloween Beer…..made from…….WHAT?????? MMF! (throws up)
Cid: Anyone want to dance with me?
Heidigger: Gya ha ha! What fun! GYA HA HA!
(suddenly, the Midgar Zolom breaks through the walls!)
Tifa: EEK!
Heidigger: HOYAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs)
Cloud: Eat the fat dude, Zolom-boy!
Heidigger: GYA HA-OOF! (Heidigger hit a wall, gets eaten)
Midgar Zolom: *munch* *burp* *munch* *burp*
Scarlet: This party is such a DRAG!!! Where's all the fun party games? I'm going to an adult party, see ya later.
Reno: Anyone else feel like a game of strip poker?
Tseng: No, I'm sure no one feels like that, now shut up.
Rude: I am a rudey-poo! HA HA HA!
Rufus: I should never have came……I'm going to a party hosted by my enemies! I can't believe this! Oh well, at least the food is good.
Tseng: Anyway, Reno, I was meaning to ask you….
Reno: Yeah, what?
Tseng: Huh? Nothing.
Reno: Right. A'course. (drinks wine) Sure there's nothin'. 'course. Never is with you.
Tseng:……
Rude: I AM RUDE! *farts* I AM RUDE!
Elena: Hee hee……Rude……..hee hee……Rude……
Yuffie: Pin the tail on the Doorbull! Here we go!!
Cloud: Listen up, people! I want to start our first game! It's called-
Reno: Strip (hic)'Till Ya (hic) Drop!
Cloud: Reno! Get outta here! (slaps Reno)
Reno: OWW………
Vincent: I want to use my torture rack! This isn't fair!
Yuffie: I'm dressed up as a marshmallow!
Red XIII: I'm dressed up as a zombie!
Reno: I'm a (hic) something……..
Rude: I AM RUDE! *farts* I AM A RUDEY-POO!
Tseng: I am merely myself……
Vincent: I…………..AM A CLOWN! WHOOHOO! WE'RE FLYING!
Cloud: Well, I am Sephiroth!
Tseng: GOOD FOR YOU! BRAVOLICIOUS!
Reno: God, you're hot!
Tseng: Huh?
Reno: Damn! Blew my cover. I was talking to that chick over there?
Tseng: Huh? Fat Doris?
Reno: (slaps head) Shoot! Aw crapp I gotta go, cya later.
Tseng: Weird little bastard…….
Rude: I BE A RUDEY-POO!
Elena: (giggling) What fun!
Cloud: This is out of control!
Red XIII: BOOgenhagen!
Cloud: YAAAAAAA! (loses balance and falls) OWIE
Reno: Ah, I'm back after doing number 2, and boy do I feel refreshed.
Tseng: Reno. Who WERE you talking to?
Reno: Huh? Uh, no one.
Tseng: Heh heh. Naughty dog!
Reno: What the-
Cloud: SHADDAP, ALL A' YAS!
(everyone goes quiet)
Cloud: Okay, this fic'll have to be postponed so Mr. Ed and the Eddettes can play music. CYA!!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!