A/N: Fanficforever123 here! This is a parody fic of the traditional Mary Sue with a twist. Please review! I'll give you a virtual cookie!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twinkle Toes, Lalaloopsy, PJO, Barbie, My Little Pony or Powerpuff Girls

Hi, Percy Jackson fandom! I am thirteen years old and my name is Mary Susan Sparkle Glittery Rainbow Wish Fairy Shooting Star Sunshine Happiness Springtime Flower Pink Twinkle Toes Lip Gloss Unicorn Chocolate Barbie Fashion Mermaid Princess Powerpuff Tiara Diamond Ice Cream Lalaloopsy My Little Pony Jessica Hope Daffodil Music Grace Lollipop Candy Cupcake Sue, or Mary Sue for short.

It all started one fateful day. I was at Glendale Preparatory Academy of Fine Arts and Intellectual Pursuits for, like, Talented Adolescent Protégés like moi (ME)! And, as you can see, I don't have to follow the rules of grammar about triple punctuation marks, because I'm so awesome the rules of grammar don't apply to me! Anyway, due to my naturally beautiful and perfect self, I soon became the rightful queen of GPAFAIPTAP. I was like, the smartest and the most beautiful and perfect and rich and most athletic and fun and most popular and what not.

Anyway, so there was this other girl in my school named Tracy who always wore a hat and sunglasses, and can you believe her? Like, she actually told me to my face that my dress made me look FAT! I mean, who did she think she was? OMG, me be fat? Then Tracy took off her cap and I saw she had snakes for hair, which was a horrible fashion statement. Then she turned into this middle-aged woman. Some random boy with crutches who was always following me who I labeled as a member of the "creepy stalker" clique showed up.

Suddenly, since I was all-knowing I somehow knew that Tracy was Medusa and the random boy was a satyr. Don't ask me how I know; I'm just awesome like that. Immediately I bolted super quickly outside of the school but Medusa followed me. I reached into my purse and took out a compact mirror. Medusa took off her sunglasses but her stare didn't affect me. The satyr threw me a sparkly pink pen with a feather on top. I clicked the pen and it grew into a sups shiny bronze sword, and I was like, OMG! So, even though I had no training whatsoever, I just happened to be awesome at using swords and I killed Medusa and—wait, was that supposed to be hard? Well, not for me, cause I'm super awesome!

Then the satyr came up to me and smiled awkwardly. He said, "Okay, so we are going to take a trip to Camp Half-blood." At that point I just stared at him confused and I was like, "Camp What-What?" Then he went on, "Camp Half-Blood. You are a demigod." I gave him a confused face, but then I figured it out, cuz I'm so awesome! "OMG, one of my parents—my mom is a GOD? Come on, whatcha waiting for, let's head to camp*!"

*Which I just happen to know the route to.

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Okay, I'm going to put up a trivia question here every chapter. The first person to PM or review the correct answer will be mentioned and get a virtual cookie.

Who were the maternal grandparents of Artemis and Apollo?