How to keep a Prongs
talk about space
always agree (with every thing even if you are right)
Feed constantly
if you promise cake and then Say the cake is a lie latter. prepare for a Hexing
talk about Portal
do not allow to eat too much cake (result a Cake over) also applies to butter bear and other candies
Keep as far away from SNAPE as possible (mortal enemies dose not even cover it)
Do not force in to any activities
refer to art as the new dark arts and Teacher to the new Dark lord (wicked witch/bitch of the west ) works just as well.
have a large supply of irn brew
do not take away anime or ponies (unless you want Hexed )
Do not refer to animagus form as a reindeer or try to tie bells to antlers (results in injury but totally worth it)