Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
I'm very happy about the responses I've had from my last stories I'm glad that people actually like them, I know it's bad to do this but I'm going to start a new story, it's been in my head for a while and I can't get it out so I'm going to write it out. I hope it hasn't been done before and I also hope you like it! (p.s. there will be some romance later on in a few chapters' time.")
It's about how Orochimaru ends the world and all the genins and their teachers are sent to hell. I hope I don't blaspheme in any way, please don't scold me!
Sorry about any spelling of grammar mistakes.
Great Balls Of Fire...I Wanna Get Out Of Hell.
Chapter One: The Reason
"Sasuke- kun. Why do you think you're here?" Satan boomed in a loud voice.
"Because you are a Baka?" came the bored reply
"Precisely, I mean what the hell are you talking about. It's because you're too rude." Satan was furious that someone was taking the mick out of him; Satan was going to punish him real bad. "God has not allowed you to go into the gates of heaven because you are an insolent little boy."
"So why on earth am I here?" asked a timid Hinata, she didn't like hell one bit, but mind you who did?
"Hinata-sama, from the main house you indeed are a good child, but there wasn't enough room in heaven for you, my apologies but God is building another heaven for you, I hope you're stay in hell is a nice one, if you are uncomfortable in any way I will send my servant 'Kakashi -san' to help you if you need any thing."
"I'm not you servant, don't be ridiculous." said Kakashi. "Why am I here?"
"Kakashi-san as you're punishment for reading 'Come Come Paradise' you shall be my servant or else I will make you wash all my pet baboons' bums. Do I make my self clear?"
"... I was reading them to widen my reading vocabulary."
"Silence, in the court."
"This isn't a court Satan" said Sasuke.
"So why am I here," asked Tenten "What are you going to accuse me of doing, I'm a good girl."
"Do you think that I am oblivious to the things you do when you think people are not looking?"
"Eh?"
"I know about how you stab insects when you think no one is looking, and the way you stole my evil laugh after killing them." Shino was now looking at Tenten like he wanted to beat the living day light out of her. But everyone else gasped at this revelation.
"What no witty rejoinders today Tenten?" asked Satan.
"Let me guess am I here because I held the grudge against the main house for so long?" asked Neji
"Yes, well done you were always the clever one" said Satan, by now everyone was looking at Satan like he was some sort of crazy deluded fool, no one else bothered to ask why they were there, they just accepted it. "So until God finished building heaven you will have a chance to redeem you're self, there will be several challenges and at the end I've even had the decency to plan a hell's ball for you. So challenge number one is to build some ice sculptures, these sculptures will represent something in your life that has great importance. I shall banish you to the ice realm." Everyone looked at him in disbelief. They had ripped the sleeves of their shirts since it was burning hot in hell, now they were going to an ice realm? "Muhahahaaa, Muhahahahaahaaaaaa." Satan was going to have a field day with these genins.
So tell me what you think, this chapter wasn't that funny...o well I promise the next one will be ten times funnier other wise I will do ten laps around my block on my hands.