Hey guys! I'm sooo sorry for not updating The Tameress for a long time. I'm stuck in the horrible writer block stage. Sigh, whenever I think of something, I'll post it. Anyways, in the mean time here's another story. It came to me while I was eating supper. Surprisingly, pizza. Well, on with the story!

Summary: Have you ever wondered what would happen if somebody stole Serena's pizza? More importantly, the last piece of pizza she can afford for an entire week. The gates of hell are fixing to open for the pizza culprit in: The Case Of The Missing Pizza! J

Song in opener is sung to the theme song of Sponge Bob Squarepants

Title: The Case Of The Missing Pizza

Author: Keiko's Horsebrat

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I have no right to claim Sailor Moon mine. Yet. My lawyer is still trying to find a loophole.

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"Ohhhhh, I know where I can get a nice pizza, Crown Arcade, Crown Arcade, Oh I know where it can be very good, Crown Arcade, Crown Arcade!"

"Singing, or shall I say killing the cat, to yourself again Meatball Head?"

Serena stopped and faced the annoying baka.

"What the hell is your problem Darien? Haven't I told you countless times that my name is S-E-R-E-N-A. Serena. Say it with me baka, Se-re-na. Very good. Now run off like a good boy and don't stand in my way of food again. Oh, and don't talk to me until you learn my name and don't insult my hair!"

Serena turned around and stomped the rest of her way to the arcade. Mumbling- "That idiot. Why doesn't he learn my name. If he hasn't noticed, no where on my birth certificate does it have my name Meatball Head anywhere on it."

Serena stormed into the arcade and everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at her. Serena was getting pissed. Really pissed. "What the hell are you guys staring at. Do you have nothing better to do with your pathetic lives?" Serena calmly walked over to the counter and smiled at Andrew. Andrew was still in shock from what just came out of his little sister's mouth.

"Hello Andy. Guess what! I feel better now that I have that out of my system."

Andrew just smiled and shook his head. "And guess what Serena. Made especially for you by yours truly, I present to you, the world famous, mos.."

"Yeah, yeah Andy. Just give me my double chocolate shake that you are hiding underneath the counter." Serena just smiled sweetly at Andrew's surprised face. 'Life, is great. 2nd time in a row. Got to be a world record.'

Andrew glared at Serena for stopping him in mid-presentation. He threw her shake onto the counter and stalked off. Serena just laughed and yelled a very cheery and told you so, "Thank You!"

Just as Serena was fixing to get into her famous sugar high, the door swung open and….

To Be Continued…

Hahahahaha! I gave a cliffy, I gave a cliffy. Well, how do you like it so far? I promise, it will get better later on in the chapters. Here is a character list for you fans out there. If there is any. And if there is, Thank You and Review!

Characters

NamesAgeRelationship To Other's

Andrew19 Serena's brother

Darien's best-friend

Darien19 Andrew's best-friend

Serena's enemy

Serena16 Andrew's sister

Darien's victim to teasing

Raye, Amy, Mina, Lita's friend

Raye16 Darien's sister

Serena's friend

Amy16 Serena's friend

Mina16 Serena's friend

Lita16 Serena's friend

Chris19 Darien's confident