Wow! Second Yu Yu Hakusho fic this year! I'm on a roll! Even though the other one isn't completely finished…I haven't forgotten it! I swear I'm working on it! But I felt like writing this. It's really been on my mind recently. Normally I wait for my brain to get through the whole story before I write it out but I was bored one day in class and just started writing. No OCs what so ever in this bad boy! I'm writing in as many of the shows characters as I can! And hopefully making them all as 'in character' as possible. I hope you guys enjoy it
By the by: The rules of such things as 'only women can have children' and things like that are sort of thrown out the window for the Urameshi family. Hehehehe…they're just special like that.
Anyway, enjoy!
"Your majesties, Prince Hiei," one of the guards announced into the throne room where King Yusuke and High Duke, Kuwabara, sat upon their thrones. The prince's procession of guards marched in and stood at attention followed by their black clad prince.
"Hiei!" the king exclaimed happily as the young prince stepped to the foot of the thrones. "How was your quest?"
"Father," the prince nodded to the king, "fool," he nodded to the duke. Yusuke had to hold Kuwabara back from pummeling their son. "The quest went well. I brought you the head of Karasu," Hiei tossed the severed head to his father.
"Gross!" the king exclaimed and threw it to his husband next to him.
"Gah! I don't want this!" Kuwabara exclaimed and gave the head to an attendant.
"I thought I told you to stop bringing us gifts," Yusuke frowned.
"I couldn't resist," the prince smirked. "Where is my sister? I brought her something as well."
"If it's an arm or something, I doubt she wants it," Kuwabara sniffed.
"I'm here, brother." The blue haired princess walked into the throne room. "I'm glad you've returned safely. I've missed you," she smiled to her brother.
"There's my little Yukina! Looking as beautiful as ever! How are you today?" the duke asked with love in his eyes for his only daughter.
"Fathers," the girl curtsied with a dazzling smile, "I'm wonderful now that my brother is home."
"Here, I brought you this." Hiei handed the girl a jeweled necklace decorated with blue and red gems. "It reminded me of you."
"Thank you, brother. It's beautiful," she smiled. "I will treasure it always."
"Yeah, very nice Hiei but, I sent you to get all of Karasu's treasure. Not just the things that remind you of your sister," Yusuke groaned.
"You have such little faith in me, father?" the prince frowned and turned his back on the majesties. "Step outside and you'll see all that was taken from Karasu's kingdom."
"Alright!" Yusuke shouted jumping from his throne and out the door.
"Guess you are good for something, huh shrimp?" Kuwabara laughed and followed his lover.
"I'm going to kill him in his sleep." Hiei frowned.
"Hiei, remember what father said about making idle threats?" Yukina frowned back at her brother.
"I don't make threats, Yukina, only promises." Hiei looked his sister up and down. "A gift from the idiot?" he asked about her new attire.
"If you mean father then yes," she twirled for him with a small giggle.
"It's nice. He has good taste for a fool. I'm going to retire until dinner." The princess curtsied again as her brother left.
"Hiei! Get down here! We're-" the prince appeared in front of the king before her could finish his sentence, "gonna eat…" he murmured as his son walked passed him to his place at the table.
"Father, aren't you going to sit?" Hiei questioned with a smirk.
"Smart mouth, little, bastard," Yuskue grumbled and sat at the head of the table. His sister was already at her spot and the duke was stepping through the door.
"So what's for dinner?" Kuwabara asked happily as he fell into his seat at the other end of the table."
"Hopefully something very deadly to humans that will kill you off once and for all."
"You know what, shrimp, your days are numbered! That is no way to speak to your elders!"
"I only consider people more wise or powerful as my elder. Since you are neither…"
"I'll destroy you, shorty!" Kuwabara shouted jumping from his chair.
"I'd like to see you try," Hiei answered coolly and took a sip of his drink.
"Does every meal have to begin with a fight?" Yukina asked quietly from her place across from her brother.
"Yeah!" Yusuke agreed. "Can I have some peace in my own castle or do I have to beat someone's ass?"
The father and son glared at each other. "Whatever," Kuwabara said finally breaking eye contact and sat back down in his seat.
"Good. Now, what's for dinner?"
"Roasted pig, your majesty," one of the waiters announced and removed the silver lid from the platter. The king and duke cheered while Yukina sighed a little. "And for the princess, a pasta salad with soy beans and olives," the waiter continued, presenting the girl with her own vegetarian dish.
"Thank you," she smiled up at him. Yusuke and Hiei both munched on a leg while Kuwabara slowly ate off of a few cut off pieces. "Hiei, tell me about your quest," Yukina requested quietly of her brother.
"Yeah, tell us," Kuwabara exclaimed.
"It was simple. Karasu is weak! His army is nothing compared to my men."
"You mean my men," Yusuke corrected with a mouth full of food.
"Whatever, old man, it will be mine soon enough."
"Who knows? I might leave the kingdom to your sister," Yusuke smirked.
"You wouldn't dare," the prince glared at his father, "She's unfit to lead."
"What makes her unfit?" Kuwabara rose to defend his daughter.
"No, he's right, father. I could never run a nation," the princess laughed off the comment.
"You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, sweetheart. You'd be amazing ruler. If anyone's unfit to lead, it's your father," the duke smirked at his king.
"Kuwabara!" the king shouted across the table.
"Urameshi?"
"Not in front of the kids," he said seriously.
Hiei made a disgusted face while Yukina blushed. "They wouldn't've have figured it out if you hadn't of said anything." Kuwabara rolled his eyes.
"As much as love sitting here, learning about my parent's love life, I'm going to bed. It's been a long day," the prince sighed and excused himself.
Hiei walked up the grand stair case to his apartment. "Home sweet home," he whispered and fell across the bed. As much as he hated to admit it, he missed his dysfunctional family when he was sent away on the king's business but recently it felt like something was wrong. He had his loving sister and his crazy fathers and all the riches in the world. He needed nothing more but felt like something was defiantly missing. He called one of his servants to prepare a bath and he stripped off his clothes. This would be his second bath of the day but he just felt like soaking before going to bed. "Woman! What did I tell you about staring?" Hiei growled after he stripped of his shirt and was unbuttoning his pants. It was his personal maid Mukuro. Yukina said that she liked him and that's why she was always such a thorn in his side. His fathers begged him to humor her: they took her in as a favor to an ally kingdom. She was repulsive: her body was deformed and her robotic arm was unnatural.
"My apologies, your majesty." He didn't like her sarcastic tone. She always acted so entitled. Nothing here belonged to her. "You're bath is ready."
The prince grunted and walked to his bathroom. "You can leave now," he growled when he still sensed her presence in the room. When she was gone, he slowly sank into the tub with a loud sigh.
"Hiei!" he heard the voice of the king call.
"Where are you, shrimp?" He then heard the duke after him.
The prince groaned and sank under the water. "There you are!" Yusuke burst through the bathroom door. "Why didn't you answer when I called you?" The king reprimanded, pulling the prince out of the water by his hair.
"Can't I get a moment alone?" Hiei growled.
"Not in my kingdom," Yusuke smiled. "Anyway, your father and I were talking and we think it about time you found yourself a princess."
"Do we have to talk about this now?"
"Yes," Kuwabara answered and sat on the prince's toilet. "How about Princess Juri or Koto? They're nice girls, raised right." The prince raised his eyebrow. "Queen Keiko's daughters." Then his face screwed up as he figured out who the girls his father was talking about were.
"No! He's not into pretty chicks!" Yusuke shouted at his husband "He wants someone like Princess Ruka? Sex on a stick," his father smirked and received a smack in the head from Kuwabara.
"What the hell, Urameshi? I'm sitting right here!"
"C'mon, Kuwabara, you know she's hot."
"I don't think anyone is attractive but you." The red head crossed his arms and glared at his husband.
"You too sensitive," Yusuke laughed.
"I am not! I have the perfect amount of sensitivity!" The prince's grimaced and got out of the tub, leaving the bathroom and the fathers' argument. He heated his body and the water evaporated off of him.
"Hiei! Where are you going?" The prince ignored his father as he dressed in his bed clothes. "Seriously, son, you have to think about this stuff," Yusuke shouted from the bathroom.
"Get out of my room!" the prince shouted back.
"You used to love when your father and I came to tuck you in at night," Kuwabara frowned, walking into the bedroom followed by Yusuke.
"I never loved anything," the prince denied falling back into his bed.
"Aw, you don't have to play that big, bad Hiei crap around us. I was there when they smacked your ass after you popped out of this oaf's stomach!" Yusuke shouted throwing sheets over his sons head.
"And you cried and cried," Kuwabara continued, pushing Yuskue out of the way and taking the sheets into his own hand. "You cried more than your sister." He tucked the prince in nicely ignoring his scowl.
"I'm too old for this," Hiei kicked the sheets off of him.
"But you'll never stop being daddy's little boy." Yusuke mussed the prince's spiky hair. "Goodnight, kiddo." The king started toward the door.
"Sweet dreams, shorty," Kuwabara followed his husband to the door, flipping off the light switch as he walked out the door. Hiei flipped over in his bed, smothering his face into the pillow and fell asleep.
So how'd you like it? Review! Review! Review!...I mean only if you want to (you know you want to).
Funfact!: When I was thinking of a title, the title were the first words to come up when I clicked save were 'Your Majesty' so that's what I called it. Aren't I fun?
-Foxx out!