Gertrude was one day going to his job in glorious Arstoska, East Grestin. He quickly slipped in his booth and said "NEXT" Into his microphone, prompting the next immigrant to come forward. It was a man, probably around 5- 6 feet tall. He had a thick bushy mustache and stunk of fish.
"Papers please" Gertrude asked of him, he handed him it his papers. He was a KOLECHIAN! Gertrude immediately stamped no on his passport before ripping off his shirt and whipping out his axe cologne
"Filthy Kolechian!" he bellowed "I cleanse you of stench!" He then sprayed the douchebag with cologne. He then took of his pants and underwear and smelled his lovely nuts in the man face, smearing him with glorious Arstoskan ball juice and crust. He then handed the passport back to the man. He left without any acknowledgement whatsoever to what just happened.
"Next!" The next patron was a small headed woman wearing prized jewels and expensive clothing.
"Are you fancy or a gay man?" He asked her, she didn't answer him. He denied her immediately and took a nice long shit into his hand before throwing it at her face. He then made sweet Gertrude lemonade out of his love muffin and drank it with renewed vigor. He called the next man.
He immediately stamped him no after he lifted his shirt and started rubbing his nipples with his lobster claw.
"Next!" The next person was a white girl, completed with starbucks and a shitload of makeup.
"Papers please," He asked of her, she handed him her papers. She was an Antegrian.
"Hah! You come to glorious Arstoska to escape your shit country! He screamed at her, his spit flicking across her face. He then grabbed his butt cheeks and spread them, sucking her in with his vacuum infused butthole. The horn sounded, signaling the end of the day. He packed his thinks and farted teen spirit, taking off into the sky.