I'm going to do it. I'm going to finish my fanfiction!
I plopped into my chair and opened up a blank word document.
"Let's get down to business!" I enthusiastically said.
10 minutes pass.
"Any time now." I mumble as I ready my fingers to type. I get up from my chair and go downstairs. I open up a cabinet and grab a bag of microwave popcorn, put it in the microwave and start cooking it. I stand around the kitchen, thinking of ideas for my fanfiction.
The microwave beeps in sexual frustration as I open the door and grab my extremely hot popcorn and pour it into a bowl. I bring the bowl back to my room, sit down, put the bowl on my lap and begin eating as I continue to ready my fingers to type.
"This'll be a great fanfiction. I'm sure of it. Any day now, brain." I wait some more.
30 minutes pass.
"Maybe watching some anime will help?" I question myself as I go onto a website where anime is streamed.
10 hours pass.
"Why is this so sad?!" I cry as another character dies again. "I know! I'll write an AU fanfiction where he's alive!" I say in a cheerier voice than before. I open up the minimized word document before. "Now I know what I'll truly be writing about!" I motivate myself as I ready my fingers once more.
1 hour passes.
"I'll get so many good reviews once I'm finished." I say to myself as my fingers remain ready.
84 years pass.
"IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS…"