Chapter 1: Laws of nature sucks

Ski walked ova to sweet and sed, we mus secks now. Sweet sez but we are sis, it is agenst the lors of natcher to secks. Y mus we secks?

Ski wristponds, new looms dont take damadge frm virgens! They worked out ower weekness. We mus sayve cor, or planet will dye.

Sweet cries. But I dont want to secks my sis, y not just send tsygen?!

Because tsygen is shit class. For Noobs, ofcourse! Ski angers back,

now we secks, sis or no sis.

Brasse urself sis! Ski ripes off her jackit. We need to ern more PUS$Y in order to kill the looms!

PUS$Y here, PUS$Y there, Sweet thinks for sec. I mus do, she decides. Fer humenitee!

Chapter 2: The plot thickens?!

Suddenli, the TARDIS appears [CROSSOVER] and out steps Dasha [y'know, from red alert]. No! She cries.

I volunteer to secks each of you for humenitee! Insist is yuck.

But who to secks first? Sweet queerees

Why not both? :D Dasha humers.

Oh god yes pls, Ski seys

They then lezbean threesom secks all over the core with loadsa fingerin and scizzerin and stuff. Hot hot hot ho

Chapter 3: The end and looms die

They then go on to defeet the next wav and that arsehol fiskipleskeakeaskekskef thing

They also into leszbeans too.