"Ah... ohh... oh!"

"Ushishishi. What is the Froggy doing?"

"Senpai? Uhn... nothing..."

"Doesn't look like nothing to me, Frog."

Huff. "Then what does it look like I'm doing, Bel-senpai?"

"The Prince knows everything. He just wants to know if the peasant Frog knows what he's doing."

"Hagh... Are you an idi-oh!"

"Ushishishi. Froggy looks like he needs some help."

"What are you-ungh. This is all your-ah-fault, stu-ooh-pid senpai."

"The Prince is a genius, so let him help you."

"Ow! Senpai! That hurts..."

"The Prince is being as gentle as he can."

"Does that mean you-hnn-are incapable?"

Stab. Sigh. "I thought so."

"Try wriggling more. It might lessen the pain."

"Are you actually-ungh-being thoughtful?"

Stab.

"Stop moving so much, Frog. You're just making this worse."

"What-ahh! Not so hard!"

"Ushishishi. It's tight..."

"Ugh... Try loosening it with your fingers."

"I think it's going to rip."

"It feels like-oh-like body parts are falling off."

"Maybe we should have used a lubricant..."

"It's a-ah little late for that, stupid fake prince... AAAAAAAHHH!"

Pause. "I think it's stuck."

Panting. "What was your first clue, senpai?"

"Ushishishi. Do you want to finish this or not?"

"... Just take it off."

"On the count of three... 3."

Gritted teeth. "Hnnngh... Get it out!"

"That bad, huh?"

"Let's just get this over with."

"You're making the Prince do all the work."

"Just hurry up and do it."

Strained. "Hngh... Fran..."

"Hah-harder!"

They were in for a very long night.

Lussuria was busy recording as much as he could for the Varia's answering machine.

"Ah... Bel-senpai... Aaaah!"

He barely had time to save the recording before he passed out due to bloodloss.

Squalo was on the way to the pantry to get the man-period boss a midnight snack when he tripped over his own hair - I mean Lussuria.

He stared at him for ten minutes and fifty-two seconds before continuing on to the pantry.

Roll over. "... Oh my god."

"Ushishishi. Morning, Froggy."

"What are you doing in my room, Bel-senpai?"

"Froggy doesn't remember. The Prince is crushed."

Cursory glance around the demolished room. "Oh."

"That was all you. Froggy kept thrashing around."

"At least I won't have to wear the frog hat anymore."

"You're wearing it until the day you die. And that day is not today. The Prince has spoken."

"Aren't you the one forgetting what we did last night?"

"Ushishishi. We spent four hours trying to get the frog hat off your head because it shrank in the wash. And then we passed out on your bed."

"Exactly. You can't expect me to wear that again. You'll just have to help me off with it again every. Single. Night."

Hmm. "The Prince will order a new hat. Because he is a kind soul."

"... You really shouldn't have, Bel-senpai."