A/N: This probably isn't as funny as I thought it was when I wrote it. If it's not, give me a break. It's not even 6:30 yet.
In Sawyer's cage there was a large box. It was painted a pale green, had three long slits in the top, and had an orange button with a white knife and fork on it. There was a ramp coming out of it. Let us assume that Sawyer assumed that if he hit the button, something would come out of it. Maybe a fork and knife. Maybe not. Sawyer hit the button. A mechanical, yet feminine voice came out of the slits at the top.
"Please," it said,"Do not push this button again."