Okay guys, this is my first fanfic. B nyc but b honest. Oh and this idea was inspired by…. I can't remember but anyways Thank u Whoeveruare by inspiring me![she's or he's the writer of Jasper's Diary, I found it so hilars!]
Dear Diary,
Okay, I can't believe Billy paid me fifty bucks and bought me a twenty – dollar silly notebook and a two – dollar pen just to start my own freakin' diary!
I mean what do I look like, Anne Frank?! Gawwd!
Jacob
Dear Diary,
Okay since I'm in this dumb diary thing for a while I'll waste my ink on writing how much I love Bella and how much I loathe her filthy bloodsucker of a boyfriend. But, I'm tired right now, Paul just wrestled me for a piece of hotdog and he broke three of my ribs. So, I'll start bashing on Mr. Bloodsucker Cullen tomorrow.
Jacob
Dear Diary,
Can you believe IT?! The male blonde leech was messing with my emotions today! Who does he think he is?!!? Messing with my emotions like that?!
I'd beat the crap out of him any day! Anyway, I saw Bella today and she was as beautiful as ever. I thought about stealing a kiss but I don't want her to break her hand again so, I didn't bother. Filthy Mr. Bloodsucker Cullen didn't exert any effort on reading my thoughts today 'cuz I focused on thinking about "Bella and Me" Moments. Ha! Stupid bloodsucker!
Jacob
[P.S. Queen of mean [that's Rosalie the irritating female leech who thinks she looks like a goddess] was EXTRA annoying today.]
Dear Diary,
Nothing happened. Killed a newborn vamp. Ya know the usual. Then went to Bella's place but I didn't get any thoughts. That's my boring day.
Jacob