Rehab for the 'special'
Luna: -giggles like a mad person-
Rinniy: …err…
Ash: don't ask Rinniy it will only get worse…
Twilight: omg I know what's happening it's finally come it's a-
Luna: CRACK FAVFIC BWWAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-
Rinniy: GET ON WITH IT WOMAN!!!
Luna: fine!Fine! GOSH! –Mumbles- Roxas plushie molester…
Rinniy: what was that? –Holds up Alex- (will explain in the story)
Luna: nothing!
Disclamtor(sp?): Do we really have to tell you we dont own naruto?
Chapter one: Neji! Fer sure!!
"Fer sure maybe! Fer sure not! Fer sure eh! Fer sure bomb!" Neji sung into his hair brush in front of his mirror.
"Pulled up at a stoplight,
Did drugs on the dashboard,
Look at the mess we've made tonight!
Kick off your stilettos
kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat
fuck me in the backseat!" Neji started dancing and sing flipping his hair around.
"Your always falling in disguise
and always quick to compromise!
Kick off your stilettos
kick off your stilettos and fuck me in the backseat
fu-fu-fu-fuck me in the backseat!
Fer sure maybe fer sure not fer sure eh fer sure bomb!" Neji danced around and turned up the music louder.
Mean while somewhere in the Hyuuga residence.
"What the hell is all that noise coming from upstairs!?" Hiashi growled under his breath. "Cant a guy get any peace and quiet once in a while?!" Hiashi got up from his chair and went up stairs to see what all the noise was about.
When Hiashi got up stairs he saw Hinata standing in front of the cause of the noise. Neji's room door. "F-father, I've b-b-been knocking o-o-on Neji's door but I don't think h-h-h-he hears me…" Hinata said quietly. Everyone in the house knew to NEVER go in Neji's room without knocking but for Hiashi's silences he was willing to break this rule.
Hiashi opened the door to see Neji…In tight leather short shorts, pigtails, and a tight dark pink shirt that said in bright colorful letters 'wanna taste my rainbow?' Neji didn't even notice anyone came in because his favorite part of the song was coming so he kept singing and dancing.
"That's alright cuz you know I love being with you and seeing you cry and that's alright!
SO DON'T LET GOOO! DON'T LET GOOO! NO DON'T LET GOOOO!
No jkjkjk lololol
I heart your fucking makeup
omg I love you hair!
Is that a new tattoo?
Did that piercing fucking hurt?
No jkjkjk lololol!" Neji spinned around and saw Hiashi standing in the door way with his mouth open and Hinata passed out next to him.
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There was a looooooooooong and awkwarddddd silence before…
YOU!!I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR!! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO GAY BAR!! I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR!! Then Neji threw a kunai at his stareo silencing it. Then Hinata woke up and then passed out again from Neji still being in the outfit.
"Um…" Neji started awkwardly. "I can explain?" Hiashi just stared and then another moment of staring Hiashi twitched violently, picked up Hinata and walked out of Neji's room shutting the door slowly.
Neji sighed. "…Fuck"
"I'm what?!?!" Neji screamed loud enough for the whole village to hear him. Hiashi sighed. "Neji! I've caught you doing 'this' 4 weeks in a row!"
"Pfft! Four weeks?!?! I haven't been doing this for four weeks…" Neji crossed his arms and his legs but then Hiashi gave him a 'see look at what your doing' look so Neji uncrossed his legs looking embarrassed.
"Ok so maybe I've been doing 'that' but not for four weeks." Neji said sternly. Hiashi pulled out a list and his reading glasses.
"Ok let's see. Week one Neji was caught dressing Akamaru up in pink girly clothing and painting his nails. Hiashi raised his eyesbrow at Neji.
"What?! I tell you he looked and smelled a whole lot better." Neji said in his defense
"Week 2 Neji is caught listening to Madonna, playing with dolls and spending long periods of time doing his hair in different ways and putting on make-up." Hiashi twitched at the last parts and Neji rolled his eyes.
"Week 3, Neji is caught singing 'Barbie girl', painting his nails and staring at guys…" Hiashi twitched more as he mumbled week 4 to himself. "I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PG-13 FANFIC?!?!"
Twilight: why do you always have to suck the fun out of the stuff I write! Never Lunas! Or Rinniy's! Always ALWAYS mine! –Pouts-
Hiashi: THEN KEEP IT PG-13!!!!!
Twilight: HELL NO!!!
Rinniy: -ties up twilight and locks her in a closet- I'll take over from here!
Hiashi: thanks Rinniy I thought I was about to have a heart attack keep doing yo thang! (Rinniy: I thought I said never again…)
Rinniy: AYE AYE CAP-I-TIN!!! –salutes- -thinks to self- FOOLS!!! I'm no better then twilight!! MWWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!
-Back to the story-
"Alright! Alright! I get it geez." Neji huffed. "I didn't think it was that bad…So you think I'm crazy?" Before Hiashi could say anything the door bell rang.
"Neji will you please get the door." Hiashi said calmly. Neji got up and rolled his eyes. "hn, Whatever."
Neji open the door to face two guys dressed in white coats and masks over there faces. "your Neji Hyuuga correct?" one of them ask. Neji simply nodded. The two men look at each other then back at Neji. The one of the men threw Neji over his sholder.
"WTF?!" Neji started yelling. "WHO DA FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?
LET ME GO!
I DEMANED IT RIGHT NOW!
HIASHI!! HELP MEEEEEE" Neji screamed at the top of his lungs. Hiashi simply got up from his chair and slammed the door shut.
Neji eyes widen then he got really pissed and yelled so loud in the girliest voice he could muster, im sure the whole filage of kohona could hear him.
"HIASHI YOU HATING MOTHER FUCKING HOE DOUCE BAG BASTARD!!!I CANT BELIVE YOUR SENDING ME T-" Neji didn't get to finish his sentence when the white dudes in- oops I mean the dudes in the white coats XD anyway.
The men in the white coats gave neji a shot and continued to take him to the happy hotel. Neji last thought before he passed out was. 'Damn I chipped a nail…'
Luna: -Stares at Rinniy and Twilight-
Rinniy: -stares back-
Twilight: -still tied up and gaged but staring back-
Ash: -claps hands-
Luna: -claps hands also- BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! –crys- IM SO PROUD!!
Rinniy: -bows- thanks you thank you! Now ppl leave reviews please!
Twilight: whon goved yos woukys! (Translation: Will give you cookies!)
Like really please review we promiseeeeeeeeee cookies! kk? 8D