AU Because of a one-night stand, I found myself in trouble in a way that I never was before: In love with James Potter

AU Because of a one-night stand, I found myself in trouble in a way that I never was before: In love with James Potter. L/J, S/R, S/OC, for Albe-Chan

A/N: I'm sorry but I had another idea for a multi-chapter fic that I hope to finish. And I'm aware that there is no proof that Lily and James became Aurors, which is why it is AU. At least try to read it.

Serindraxx

Disclaimer: don't own, don't want.

I couldn't believe it. I was being offered a job at the Auror office; a job I hadn't even known existed.

I was driving my car in, because I did things the old-fashioned way, and who should I run into but James frigging Potter?

He barely glanced at me, which grated on my nerves. I had promised myself that I would be calm and collected, but it wasn't working. He had me hot and bothered.

The minute I walked into the air-conditioned building, my body was covered by sticky sweat from the over-warm weather.

The secretary was currently busy with something—err, someone. I cleared my throat.

She jumped and looked nervous at being caught. I smiled slightly to take the sting out of what I had done, and turned to look at her accomplice in crime.

"Black, why am I not surprised?" I asked sarcastically, but he just grinned; the idiot.

"Guess you got past the shock of not having me on your list, hmm?" I asked conversationally.

He shrugged and looked past my right shoulder, his expression one of detachment.

"Ahhh, the woman of the week huh?" I said, not even considering the poor disillusioned woman's feelings. When I glanced at her, giving her a look of clinical interest, she looked scandalized.

"Oh you haven't told her?"

Black looked uncomfortable, and I found myself laughing. "You mean she doesn't know of your, um, bisexual tendencies?"

The poor woman stood with her mouth open in shock, staring at the two of us. I almost felt sorry for her.

Black looked angry with me, but speechless as well. It didn't surprise me that he hadn't told the secretary when she fell for him.

I looked at her now, expecting her to hit him. But what she did was totally the opposite: she looked shocked, yes, but she also didn't even appear to mind.

What a sick, sick mind I must have. Oh my god.

Anyway, back to what was actually happening.

Black looked uncomfortable, but he didn't appear worried. When I turned around, another old friend of mine stood there.

Remus Lupin was looking very unsure of the welcome he was about to receive, and I thought better than to mention Black's promiscuity, since I knew the two of them had a thing for each other. And I had caught them going at it in Seventh year at my school. I don't think I caught them again after that.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I walk in on something?"

The voice behind me sent tingles up my spine. The one person I had come to see but didn't want to: James Potter.

He looked me up and down, his eyebrows raised. I felt my cheeks burn, but tried to pass it off as anger. I knew I wasn't though. The burn in my cheeks was more an awareness of him than the anger I wanted to feel.

"No, you didn't, Prongs, old buddy. We were just wrapping this unexpected meeting up." I could literally have burned Black to a crisp, so angry with him was I.

Remus looked curious and before I could enlighten him, Black beat me to it. Because I was angry, I would have let Remus know of Black's bisexual tendency, and the bastard knew it. He didn't want anything to come between him and his partner in more than crime (cue shudder), and he wanted to keep the woman on the side; stupid self-gratifying sadistic bastard. I could have punched him right there, in more than one uncomfortable spot, that ladies like me shouldn't even know about: his stupid overfilled head.

"Allison, is there something that needs to be taken care of?" Potter asked, keeping his voice level while staring at me. The secretary looked up in surprise and hastily shook her head.

I shook my head in disgust. God, what was she going to do? I found myself suppressing laughter.

The images in my head were disgusting and I couldn't get them out. What the hell was wrong with me?

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I sat down on the desk, still shaking with suppressed laughter. The woman couldn't have looked any more smitten than she already had. There had also been an air of sex around her when I had entered the room. Oh damn.

When Potter entered a few minutes later, I was still laughing but settled down as I realized who was giving the interview.

"So… what the hell happened out there?" he started, and I burst into laughter again. In between laughter, I explained the unfortunate event, and he seemed unconcerned about the sexual implications. Until I reminded him that one of his best friends was also involved. After I did, he looked livid.

I think he would have gone out there and punched the lights out of Black (which secretly, I wanted him to do), but we got settled down and I asked that he please begin with my interview.

He glanced at the notes sitting in front of him, and said, "The supervisor was impressed with your score, but, unfortunately, something has detained him. He asked that I interview you instead. So, of course, let us begin."

He then asked me all these questions that I felt irrelevant because he had been in school with me.

When the interview was over, I was practically skipping. I didn't even stop to flinch when I saw Black and Allison. Allison was on the phone but she still found time to make googoo eyes at him. It was nauseating but I somehow ignored it.

A/N: okay, so here is where I say, I hope that it works for those of you who read or write Remus/Sirius (stares at one person in particular) because this is my first attempt. Please review and no flames are allowed.

Serindraxx